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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@remthefisrt
Find my art here: @remthefirst
this blog is for reposting things I enjoy and maybe making a couple text posts. from now on, all art will be posted there.
im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing
Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?
the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me
hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again
The kind of smart where I know better than put all my eggs in one basket, but instead putting them all in my pockets and then proceed to faceplant immediately.
the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined
did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"
Underground french cinema
my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.
some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.
this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.
A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
guess the ethnicity bingo free space
"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
josh?
where’s the body of christ?
favorite genre of joke. starting a collection
im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
tw lying
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"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
get ain'ted stupid