Re-reading The Fart In Our Stalls

Renée. 25. Don’t let this blog or my personality or my looks or my interests or my friends or my daily crosswords fool you: I am Very cool 😎👍

[dogpuppy]

[renasty]

Ughhhh classic

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[renasty]

I hate that

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[dogpuppy]

My toddler every time we see a kid his age right now

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

we slidin

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[qualitysigns]

Buffalo, New York, USA

[gaytanic-panic]

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[cryptotheism]

I just felt Santa move me to the nice list. I'm sensitive to these things.

[ned8-back-again]

What "old man interest" are you into?

vintage/antique cars

the Second World War

the Napoleonic Wars

birdwatching

model kits/ship in a bottle

model railroads

woodworking/carpentry

ham radio

obsession with boats/trains/planes

more than one of these

none of these

Voting ended onJul 25, 2025

[renasty]

You COWARDS didn’t include CROSSWORD PUZZLES!!!

[notahorseindisguise]

[manjaro-official]

and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe

[c3rvida3]

There's a lot going on here.

[biblical-idiot]

I work at lush and these little bitches come all naked in a big box and we have to put their blankies on one at a time

[c3rvida3]

Happy belated Mother's Day to all of the Lush employees swaddling extraterrestrial fetuses in the soap nursery.