Come at me, Bro!

What is this I don't even

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[greelin]

this post is nearly 10 years old

[girljeremystrong]

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[greelin]

“well adam scott isn’t hot” to YOU, maybe.

[greelin]

i need him

[probuccalfat]

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

[cryptotheism]

People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program

[lakevida]

[zackisontumblr]

at least one of us did

[glumshoe]

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

[causual-unknown-hideout]

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

[glumshoe]

I don’t need to imagine

[pettydemon]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

like where does it end

[cipheramnesia]

[memewhore]

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[greelin]

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now

[distressed-devilsitter]

Is anyone else using cozy games to cope with the horrors™️

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]