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libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

shock777archive

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

raisinbrancereal

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

thechaotictrickster

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

What the fuck

fishiest-fish

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

soft-n-hobbit

fandomsallaroundme

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

seaslugsapphic

Aziraphale:

lmaonade

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually

macperalta

pride month edition ↣ rosa diaz 💖💜💙

nanobomb-enjoyer

Say what you want about Hamilton but there are some RAW lines in it. The entirety of Wait For It is just!!!! Like, “Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes, but we keep living anyway.” makes me FEEL things. Or, “If there’s a reason I’m still alive, when everyone who loves me has died, then I’m willing to wait for it.” And that one line, “I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory.” Just ,,,, stirs my feelings you know???

son-of-saturn

Don’t forget “When my prayers to God was met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance” like… damn

comrade-bastard-deactivated2024

yo why do adults try to tell middle schoolers not to dye their hair or cut it weird or dress strange. Middle school is the most miserable time of anyone’s life, let them have fun and get a mohawk or something. They don’t have colleges to impress or a boss to worry about. They’re 12. Let them be less miserable with their blue hair and bad fashion (so long as it’s weather appropriate! I don’t want anyone wearing only a tshirt and jeans in winter!!!) It won’t kill you to let your kid exercise some control over their appearance that literally will not follow them their whole lives. Who cares if your kid wants to wear unprofessional clothes. They’re a kid, they don’t need to be professional.

deejay

Reblog if you need this energy

thoughts-in-shower

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

aspirational-catboy

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

sandersstudies

If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.

“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”

“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”

“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”

“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”

It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.

“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”

sandersstudies

And this goes for friendships too! Even just stuff like “do you mind if I leave this door open?”

doomhamster

…I never fully realized it before but this is a big part of why my relationship with my husband is so conflict-free. Both because him doing this all the time made it easy to trust him, back when we were a new item, and because it helped ME break out of the toxic idea that you should never ask about a partner’s preferences because if you Really Loved Them you should be able to intuit what they want, all the time, about anything.

tygermama

my one son is autistic so I ask ‘hug or no hug?’ I always knock and wait to be acknowledged before opening my sons’ bedroom doors (not just because I respect their privacy but because they’re teenagers and I don’t want to walk in on any personal activities) I don’t go into their rooms without asking I don’t touch their phones without asking (I’ll pick one up to take to them if I find it in another room but I won’t go through it) yesterday, my younger son walked into my room, stopped, said sorry and walked out to the hall and knocked on my door ‘because if I have to knock on his door, he has to knock on mine’ because their trust is important and I want them to know I respect their privacy

sophygurl

Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex.

uranodioning

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

castielonfire-deactivated201906

Completely heterosexual things: A servant knowingly drank from a poisoned goblet to save a prince and later while in a painful dying state mutters said prince’s name while the prince is off disobeying his father on a suicide mission to try find a cure for said servant

captainlordauditor

what greek myth is this

alcairsei

bbc’s merlin

oldschoolvillageidiot

Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.

prolificpencomics

“helium”

theinfiknight

We’re running out of helium?????

rubykgrant

Helium is like the second most common element in our universe, but most of it is on THE SUN or just bleeding from our atmosphere into space, on Earth our helium is from the radioactive decay of uranium metals, it is often recovered from old mines, and we use helium for TONS of stuff all the time, plus we can’t really “manufacture” it

theinfiknight

WAIT SO WE’RE ACTUALLY RUNNING OUT OF HELIUM WHAT THE FUCK

theinfiknight