Res does freetime

he/him: So here goes anything I dont think fits into my main blog.

[anglaised]

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

[res-does-living]

something something touch grass

Looking back and remembering how my political education went the last 6 years feels so weird.

Like 6 years ago I would have called myself a leftist, while having read 0 theory and being a member of fucking VOLT, things I now would consider somewhere very far to the right of my current political standing

4 or 5 years ago I began reading theory without being able to comprehend anything as more than a theoretical Idea, that seemed so impossible to actually be used. But still I believed in the need to stick exactly to what was written.

And then someday it just made click and I just was able to use the theory I had read. I dont even know what exactly made the change, maybe it was changin jobs or actually getting further organized around 3 years ago. But currently I feel more than ever, like I actually understand what Iam talking about when I talk in rl or online about the systems that make up capitalism, or how europaism is constructed in a similiar manor to nationalism.

What I think Iam trying to say is, that understanding theory, any theory needs you to actually apply that theory to your real situation and not just look at it from an abstract pov.

[thecryofwomen-deactivated202308]

[depsidase]

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[tilthat]

TIL English inventor Joseph Merlin designed the first roller skates for a masquerade party in 1760. Not bothering to practice, he smashed into a wall length mirror upon entrance.

via ift.tt

[allawander]

This is the best, most on-brand way for roller skates to be introduced to the world.

[gurguliare]

“One of his ingenious novelties was a pair of skaites contrived to run on wheels. Supplied with these and a violin, he mixed in the motley group of one of Mrs Cowley’s masquerades at Carlisle House; when not having provided the means of retarding his velocity, or commanding its direction, he impelled himself against a mirror of more than five hundred pounds value, dashed it to atoms, broke his instrument to pieces and wounded himself most severely”

[argumate]

the internet tells me that five hundred pounds in 1760 is the equivalent of over a hundred thousand dollars today, nice work.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[evilwizard]

getting my little goblin minions to punch and stab me in the middle of the grocery store to try and whittle me down to half health so i can assume my final boss form and reach the top shelf

[evilwizard]

i don’t trust them with that power…

[prokopetz]

You let your minions stack on each other's shoulders to reach high shelves, the next thing you know they're solving complicated logic puzzles involving the coordinated use of their idiosyncratic personal weapons and learning important lessons about teamwork under pressure, and we all know where that ends.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[evilwizard]

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

[evilwizard]

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

[res-does-living]

*incomprehensible gibberish scream*

[elainesknight]

The oil lamp industry HATES him - Dictator Sulla illuminates his whole estate with this one simple trick

[blkmnrisn1]