Abrasively Inappropriate and Unapologetic

Yo yo yo it's the crankshaft show

[90s90s90s]

One of Michael Cera’s first roles was in a Pillsbury commercial in 1998 [x].

“I auditioned for The Sixth Sense, which I didn’t know was about seeing dead people. They didn’t mention that in the breakdown. After seeing the movie, and remembering the scene they had me read… It was the scene with the penny. Bruce Willis is saying, “I can’t be your doctor anymore,” and Haley Joel Osment starts crying and slides the penny over to him. It’s a very emotional scene. And I did not do it that way. I did it upbeat. I said “Some magic’s real” very optimistically.”-Michael Cera

[dancingqueeryoungandsweet]

Some things never change.

[girlfig]

wakey wakey eggs and

responsibilities

[nippleless--cage-deactivated201]

[buzzfeed]

[onlytwitterpics]

[goodscreencaps]

[destinyrush]

[crashmusthappen]

[penis-hilton]

me as a father

[bitchevans]

when you’re hanging out with friends and your social battery dies 

[elaxisfae]

Why is this the most accurate shit? Like I can physically feel the mental “battery on 20%” warning pop up in my brain 😩

[dulciesgf]

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[peachy-angel]

[bitchycode]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[xtraordinarymachinemp3]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

If life doesn’t turn out exactly as you planned, don’t be surprised. Life is the great unknown. Even though we plan and scheme and make millions of assumptions about the future, the truth is that we don’t know what can happen in the next moment, let alone the next five weeks, months or years. So don’t be surprised when things don’t go according to your ideas, just relax and remember, life isn’t personal, it’s just life. Be open to the ever changing conditions and flow with them. Don’t get stuck.

Michael Kewley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[peteneems]