caraphernelia

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[onlytwitterpics]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

WHY DO THEY PUT CLOTHES ON DISPLAY ON MANNEQUINS AND THEN MAKE IT A FUCKING SCAVENGER HUNT TO ACTUALLY FIND IT IN THE STORE

[avpdsnail]

i'm down to fuck

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

mood: i’ll wait in the car

[schwierigephase]

“I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.”

— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via cynosvra)

[selivakyle-archive]

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

[highkeysame]

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

[c-ptsdofficial]

fun fact: i hate myself and purposefully sabotage my own relationships because i feel like i don’t deserve them and this fact isn’t fun at all i lied to you

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[khizhina]

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[tomorrowisasongaway]

[pau1y]

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

[meanplastic]

Rihanna’s impact

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[hushhatake]

[unfriendlybitch-deactivated2015]

sperm don’t become babies