lawful stupid

this all happened a month ago and I just remembered it

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

[bruntalism]

an aries im sure

[hairscare]

the most underrated dungeon meshi panel imo. he wants to beat his ass so bad

[swageta]

Basically them

[tsarina-anadyomene]

A lot of people are rather interested in formulating some conception of what it is to be transgender, or something more specific, like transfeminine or transmasculine. These people spend a lot of their time trying to say something verbally or to reproduce this thing in some kind of artwork. The conclusion all of these people keep coming to is "being transgender is about being like me and my friends." You sometimes see, for example, people try to articulate transfemininity in terms of a kind of online grunginess with associated retinue of kinks or, among others, as flowing in combination with a kind of fandomy poptimism. And it comes with claims that "trans people love such and such" or "trans people relate to so and so." And I never see myself reflected in any of these things, because they're talking about them and their friends. Maybe the way into understanding a rather varied social phenomenon isn't just tirelessly probing your own subjectivity for another tired metaphor.

[ponyoisms]

the first step to being a real genuine prime time hater is to be a lover. it may sound counterintuitive but if you don’t get it your haterism will always be uninspired, second rate, and pedestrian. Many such cases!

[mumblesplash]

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

[retopologize]

at least three of my coworkers use tumblr. the dangers of working at the public library

[thatsbelievable]

[mangonetics]

People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit

[toytheatre]

Alien vs. Predator x Kewpie

[bunjywunjy]

I made Hungarian mushroom soup and it's a little too delicious to be real

[bunjywunjy]

BUNJY RECIPE BOOK- HUNGARIAN MUSHROOM SOUP

Ingredients:

4 tbsp butter

1 large white onion, diced

16 oz white mushrooms, sliced into half-slices or diced

3 tbsp flour (gluten-free okay)

1 1/2 tbsp paprika

3 cups veggie or chicken stock

3 tbsp soy sauce

1 cup 2% milk (yes, it has to be 2%)

1/2 cup sour cream (results not guaranteed for lite version)

1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice

1 tbsp chopped fresh dill, slightly less for dried dill

1/4 cup chopped parsley

salt and pepper

okay! so take a large saucepan and heat over medium low, and melt the butter in it. add the mushrooms and turn the heat up a notch or so and cover, stirring occasionally until the mushrooms give up their liquid. once the pot gets soupy, add the onion and put the lid back on until the mushrooms are brown and the onion is fully cooked through. once this is achieved, remove the lid and cook off most (not all!) of the liquid. at this point, add the flour and paprika TOGETHER, and mix! this will get gluey and start sticking all over the place- that's fine. cook while stirring for a few minutes, enough for the paprika to gain aroma and the flour to darken. next, add the stock and soy sauce, and stir to work all of the clumps of flour off the bottom of the pan and into the liquid. once the soup is smooth, add the milk and bring to a light boil. once the pot boils, lower to the heat to a simmer and ignore for 10 minutes. once the time is up, REMOVE THE PAN FROM THE HEAT and allow to cool slightly. once the pan is no longer scorching hot, add the sour cream and dill, and stir it in. lastly, add the lemon juice and parsley, plus salt and pepper to taste, and stir again to make it all a smooth lovely soup. serve immediately.

[permanenteclipse]

Art is a kind of surgery. Something must be removed from inside of you. The process will irreversibly change you but if you don't go through with it you will continue to be poisoned. Are you listening this is important. You have to do it yourself like in Saw

[starkidlabs]

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

[pointnclick]

i am tangentially associated with a handful of well known microbloggers so think twice before you cross me

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

my favourite thing about the X Files is that time they ended an episode with Scully crying in a confessional booth saying 'I'm afraid that God is speaking and no one's listening' and the very next episode is about killer cockroaches

[mickedy]

the topology on these 3d models is scarier than anything Garten of Banban or any other stupid shitty horror indie game can put out. This is like Saw to me.

mother of Yandere Simulator toothbrush

[mickedy]

This is the remote? This is the 184k polygon remote?

[heritageposts]

Fake Aid Truck Used to Carry Out Rescue Operation - US 'Special Cell' Participated in Nuseirat Massacre

A US special “hostage cell” played a crucial role in the rescue of four Israeli captives, the American news website Axios reported.

Exclusive footage obtained by Al-Jazeera showed Israeli special forces using an aid truck and a civilian car to carry out the operation. A US special “hostage cell” played a crucial role in the rescue of four Israeli captives, the American news website Axios reported on Saturday, citing a US administration official. Meanwhile, exclusive footage obtained by Al-Jazeera showed Israeli special forces using an aid truck and a civilian car to carry out the operation. The images depict civilian cars escorted by Israeli military tanks penetrating the western areas of the Nuseirat camp, amid a series of unprecedented air raids targeting the camp and various central Gaza Strip areas, resulting in over 200 Palestinian deaths and dozens of injuries so far. The Popular Resistance Committees in Gaza issued a statement, condemning the “horrific massacre committed by the zionist enemy through its planes, warships, tanks, and special forces in the Nuseirat camp”. “The massacre in the Nusseirat camp clearly and unequivocally reveals and confirms the participation of American enemy forces stationed on the floating dock in killing and slaughtering our people,” the statement continued adding that this happened “despite the criminal American administration’s assertion that this dock’s purpose is solely to pump humanitarian aid”.