Retracing My Steps

Links don't work right now on mobile for some reason. 29, she/her, a ladygent for lack of a better word... I'm a complete fleur bleue sort of guy... Just a space to comfortably think aloud and archive and ramble about my life forever and ever~ until I die or tumblr ends. My writing and journal My love and I A scrapbook for him General romantic posts and relationship musings My art (link to another page) A log of my outfits so I can keep track of cool looks Maurice and Elise- exploring the people I am Fashion inspiration (link to another page)

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[starryfictionalgirl]

It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

[thedragonemperess]

I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writes

But then I realized

Oh

It's the chocolate guy

[whitmerule]

the chocolate guy has attained too much power

[mylittleapricot]

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: Instagram

[pissbunn]

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[bogleech]

They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

[melodyofthevoid]

:O

[artimu5-is-odd]

[iguanamouth]

wasabi got out of the backyard the other day by digging a hole under the fence while i wasnt paying attention and ended up being found by the neighbors and i wanted to see how she did it………………heres the basket of fruit i gave them afterwards

[nintendotunes]

Visit Original Link

Super Mario RPG - Beware the Forest Mushrooms

by request

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[redstarovermoundcity]

still astounded by this literal weaponization of feminism against the working class. thanks for that liberal queens, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[pileofknives]

"Sounds like your boyfriend is exhibiting some real *manager flipping through flash cards* toxic masculinity. You're being uh... *looks to other manager who's mouthing words silently* you're being gaslit, sis. Do some self care and come into work okay?"

[huffylemon]

[kommunistkaitou]

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[stilljewelss]

This is a great response and I am going to use it!

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

[galaxianbitch]

The time stamp comparison really ties this together

[istanbulefsanesi-deactivated202]

[phantomas99]

[theambassadorposts]

people wanna be black so bad..

[augustdementhe]

[missvanta-xoxo]

…it’s called the Arianna Grande

[ro-zden]

Oh, no. This has an actual name: “Blackfishing”. Ariana Grande has only made it more acceptable to do it, but it’s been around for a long time now. Google it, please learn about it, and listen to the Black women who have been calling this out for years.

Here’s a (very) short rundown video for you: