Fractured

Retro-edgy-nerdy aesthetics. Writing, drawing, funny, posts. Honestly... it’s just me figuring out what MY aesthetic is. Sorry if it’s a bit chaotic...

[qozxe]

A true story

[cha0tician]

[valtsv]

crows aren’t “death omens” or “evil” you fool they’re just funky little dudes

[valtsv]

crows are simply omens for seeing a funky little guy going about his superb business and that’s it

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[bixbiboom]

You may have heard that Grant Imahara died earlier today. He was famously a part of Mythbusters, but also a pillar of the nerd community in LA. A brilliant electrical engineer, he loved using his massive amount of skill to bring joy to people, especially children—one of his pet projects was recreating working BB-8 and Baby Yoda animatronics and taking them to children’s hospitals to make kids smile.

Erika Ishii has suggested, if you’re able, to honor his memory with a donation to Magic Wheelchair, a nonprofit org that creates epic costumes and fx for kids in wheelchairs at no cost to their family.

Magic Wheelchair

Magic Wheelchair is a nonprofit organization that builds custom "costumes" for children in wheelchairs. Our goal is to put a smile on the f

[brucebocchi]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[bixbiboom]

You may have heard that Grant Imahara died earlier today. He was famously a part of Mythbusters, but also a pillar of the nerd community in LA. A brilliant electrical engineer, he loved using his massive amount of skill to bring joy to people, especially children—one of his pet projects was recreating working BB-8 and Baby Yoda animatronics and taking them to children’s hospitals to make kids smile.

Erika Ishii has suggested, if you’re able, to honor his memory with a donation to Magic Wheelchair, a nonprofit org that creates epic costumes and fx for kids in wheelchairs at no cost to their family.

Magic Wheelchair

Magic Wheelchair is a nonprofit organization that builds custom "costumes" for children in wheelchairs. Our goal is to put a smile on the f

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[thatgirlonstage]

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

[1-420-666-6969]

How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it's actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter are

[expcake]

everyone is just tired

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-social worker. 

A government agent tasked with making sure your life is as terrible as it could be.

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

DMV

[feenyxblue]

The tax man

[syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20]

[bixbiboom]

You may have heard that Grant Imahara died earlier today. He was famously a part of Mythbusters, but also a pillar of the nerd community in LA. A brilliant electrical engineer, he loved using his massive amount of skill to bring joy to people, especially children—one of his pet projects was recreating working BB-8 and Baby Yoda animatronics and taking them to children’s hospitals to make kids smile.

Erika Ishii has suggested, if you’re able, to honor his memory with a donation to Magic Wheelchair, a nonprofit org that creates epic costumes and fx for kids in wheelchairs at no cost to their family.

Magic Wheelchair

Magic Wheelchair is a nonprofit organization that builds custom "costumes" for children in wheelchairs. Our goal is to put a smile on the f

[catsuggest]

excuse mlem

[sapphirablue]

yes, cat?

[catsuggest]

im know a place

[rayquayzuh]

What sort of place, cat?

[catsuggest]

[soracities]

“There’s a Japanese phrase that I like: koi no yokan. It doesn’t mean love at first sight. It’s closer to love at second sight. It’s the feeling when you meet someone that you’re going to fall in love with them. Maybe you don’t love them right away, but it’s inevitable that you will.”

— Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star (via weltenwellen)

[ladiesofthe70s]

Stevie Nicks

[avithenaftali]

Invalid D&D Alignments

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[retro-tenshi]

Its okay. I got your solution. The best thing to do is just admit you were wrong and ask her to forgive you.

[whitepeopletwitter]