this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life
Where's a cat themed superhero when you need them?
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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life
Where's a cat themed superhero when you need them?
he looks like he is trying not to cry
“Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy”
Save him.
HEADS UP that ppl are spreading sensory stim videos (paint mixing, kinetic sand) on FB with fuckin screamers at the end, so always look ahead at the video to make sure its safe
@chewychewychewychewychewy would you mind boosting this?
watch out guys!
What is this? 2008?
Financial Advisor: Do you have any assets?
me:
Same though.
I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!!
NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SKWLETON YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SKELETON IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH AKELETON AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING
K I N K S H A M E R
BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON
IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU
CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A BONEMAN BONEDADDY BONEY BRO
NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A BONE??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A BONEY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU C A N N O T C A N N T
FUCK A S K E L E T O N
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FUCK A SKELETOB
YOU CANT CUFUCK A SKELEOETOH
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NECROPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW
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BONE MAN
B O N E. BO N E. BONEONONE BOOOOIIIIOOOOOOOONE BONEY BRONEY HES A BOBE ONE BONE ABOBE P
HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO
CONNIT
AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER
HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER
HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS
E M P T Y
HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A SKELETONVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING SLELETON??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking SKELEEEWETON??!?? BONE!!!!!!!! BONES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING BOOOOOOOOOBES
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES BOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSA AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO
MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A
S K E L E TON
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Things are heating up in the undertale porn community.
me: *wearing a ring*
guy: are you engaged?
me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*
How you know she's a keeper.
Biden facts:
First marriage had to overcome fiancees parent’s unhappiness with their daughter marrying a Roman Catholic (which they did)
His wife and baby daughter died, and both sons were injured in a crash just weeks after he was elected senator - an election in which he was the underdog, and his campaign was mostly managed by his family with little funding (1972)
Wanted to resign in order to care for his sons
For his boys’ sake he commuted an hour and a half each morning and evening to Washington DC so he could see them everyday
Hosted barbecues and christmas dinner annually for Amtrak crews
Amtrak crews would sometimes hold the last train for a few minutes so he could catch it
Never works on December 18th, the day his wife and daughter died
after his first election as U.S. senator for Delaware he was re-elected 6 times - usually with around 60% of the vote
May 1999 he set the mark for the youngest senator to cast 10,000 votes
Ranked as one of the least wealthy members of the senate
Was banned in 2008 from receiving Holy Communion by the bishop of his original hometown, Scranton, because of his support for abortion rights
Was caught on microphone telling Obama that signing the ACA was “a big fucking deal” during live broadcasts
Obama’s daughter Sasha and Biden’s granddaughter Maisy attended the same school together, which helped form the obama-biden friendship
Biden’s friendships on the senate floor were often instrumental in passing major legislation
In 2015 he reduced his schedule to spend more time with his son Beau, who was fighting and later died from brain cancer
One of only 4 recipients from the last 4 presidents to receive the presidential medal of freedom with distinction
Dr Jill Biden, his wife, is one of only 2 second ladies to continue her day job - teaching at Northern Virginia Community College - and is founder of the Biden Breast Health Initiative (an effort to raise awareness of breast cancer with young women in Delaware)
just a fucking decent dude
But what are his alternative facts? Asking for a friend.
I CANT BREATHE
Can't take a screenshot either.
French Bulldog argues bedtime
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
now THIS is good content if i’ve ever seen it
STOP
More plz
Took the clips that made me laugh the most and threw em together. You’re welcome. Or something. I guess. Idk. Watch it and like and share or whatever it is the kids do these days.
#a fairy and a vampire have an argument
So fucking cute.
HEY. LISTEN. WATCH OUT. LOOK.
I haven't seen this S I M P S O N W A V E yet. Looks trippy.
The end of an era.
5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
Majora’s Mask Poster
We’re playing Mega Man X moderately well and getting salty. Watch it and learn the true meaning of Christmas.
We’re playing Undertale again. Yay. Need to catch up? Don’t worry, instead of feeling sad and depressed and anxiety ridden and NOT sleeping, you can binge with THIS PLAYLIST to keep you warm and stuff I guess. You’re welcome, Obama.