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Hey guys, I’ve thought about it, and I want to have this blog as my main blog, not my side blog. Because of this, I have moved over to @returnoftheborle so if you want to keep following me, then you’ll need to move over there.  

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True friendship is when your friend tells your teacher "tomorrow is a latter day" and without missing a beat you yell across the classroom "latter day doesn't mean tomorrow! It means afterlife!"

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Look, I love Rory O'Malley, and his portrayal of Elder McKinley will forever be one of my faves, but god bless Stephen Ashfield for giving us the super gay Mormon we all deserve

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I’m not a person who cries at things. If I do cry about something (ie a movie/song/tv show) I cry just once, and then never cry about it again. But every time it gets to the big buildup in You Will Be Found when all the voices are thanking Evan I burst into tears as soon as they start singing “even when the dark comes crashing through” and I think that says something about how completely relatable this musical is and that’s wonderful because we need more accurate depictions of mental illnesses but at the same time it’s fucking terrifying that so many people relate to this show

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My new greatest regret in life is that I didn't join the newsies fandom until after the cinema screening

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My sister just informed me that the only song we're allowed to jam to in the car on the way to school is "A Day in Falsettoland" and idk why that song but I approve

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OK, so by my count there are around 11 people (plus one baby) living in Kitguli. This is shown in Hasa Diga Eebowai.

Now, Mafala says that 80% of the village has AIDS. 80% of 11 is 8.8 (11x0.8). Rounded up, that’s 9 people in this village that have AIDS and 2 people that don’t. We already know that Nabulungi is one of those two, which leaves one member of the village who doesn’t have AIDS. I’m going to assume that it’s the baby’s mother, because AIDS is transmitted from mother to child, and clearly the baby ins’t ill if Mutumbo tried to rape it to get rid of his AIDS. This means that the man who gets shot in the head by General Butt-Fucking-Naked has AIDS.

Where am I going with this? Well, AIDS is transmitted through a variety of methods, but one of them is contact with the blood of someone who is infected. 

Now, after the man is shot by General Butt-Fucking-Naked, we clearly see that Elder Price is covered in his blood. 

This includes some on his face, near his eyes, nose, and mouth. This means that there was mostly likely some transference of blood into his body. Blood which, it’s already been established, most likely contains the HIV virus.

Kevin Price most likely has AIDS.

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Andrew Rannells' hair

Reblog if you agree

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Every time I think perfection doesn't exist I remember that somewhere in the world is HD footage of Andrew Rannells and Christian Borle kissing

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When Marvin says "you're looking sweeter than a donut" Whizzer basically just sighs in exasperation, like he's used to Marvin saying weird ass things like that, which leads me to believe that Marvin was constantly using odd pet and ridiculous metaphors and I am 100% certain that the first time they get into a fight after getting back together Marvin screams "You're nastier than Cordelia's cooking!" and all the tension immediately leaves the room as they dissolve into laughter

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"Wait, so Marvin is confessing his love during an intense game of tennis?"

- my sister while listening to a Day in Falsetto Land

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A book falls off a shelf in Jason's room and he goes full on ghostbuster mode and stays up all night trying to catch a ghost

off of that - jason and his friends are like a cult tbh, all they do is play chess, do weird science experiments, and hunt ghosts

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Bonus: Jason spends a solid three weeks thinking the ghost was Whizzer because the book that got knocked down was one that Whizzer got him, and when he and his friends finally figure out that it wasn't actually a ghost (there's some non-spectral reason behind the book falling but idk what it is) Jason breaks down and starts crying. That's how Marvin finds him when he comes home, and when he asks Jason what's wrong, Jason tells him about the ghost, and then Marvin just starts crying too because it means so much to him that Jason is this upset about not being able to make contact with Whizzer in the afterlife.

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We may complain about the bootleg, but that thing is pretty high quality and we are blessed to have it

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Let's be real, nothing will ever be hotter than the choreography for Thrill of First Love

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This is just a psa that in the BoM national tour with PJ Adzima as McKinley and Gabe Gibbs as Price, McKinley touches Price’s ass while waking him up from the hell dream. And I’m not talking a quick accidental pat. This is a very deliberate tracing of Price’s thigh up to his ass

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May I just say that PJ Adzima is my cousin and golly wholly am I going to bring this up at Thanksgiving.

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Omg please do, and then tell him that he absolutely blew my mind with turn it off, like holy shit your cousin is talented

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Ok but can we talk about Kevin getting the Book of Mormon shoved up his ass? Like, I know it’s meant to be funny that the guy who’s had a metaphorical stick up his ass for the entire show actually gets his religion shoved up his butt, but it shouldn’t be. In the space of two days Kevin sees a guy get shot in the head, gets covered in the dead guys blood, is abandoned by everyone in District 9 from his country/church, and loses faith in his religion, which is basically the defining feature of his life, and then he gets raped and has his holy scripture shoved up his ass. I can understand why this joke was added, but at the same time it's making a mockery of a very serious topic. Kevin Price was raped and that needs to be a serious issue, not a joke.

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This is just a psa that in the BoM national tour with PJ Adzima as McKinley and Gabe Gibbs as Price, McKinley touches Price's ass while waking him up from the hell dream. And I'm not talking a quick accidental pat. This is a very deliberate tracing of Price's thigh up to his ass