Hello 'Ello

Just a dumbass. Nothing more. Profile pic is done by @Square2theRoot (Twitter)

[qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog]

Video of yesterday's meteor in Portugal

[yukuiyuuu]

What a great way to observe it................................................................

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[howlingday]

Jaune: Ugh... Well, that's another bust.

Nora: Bad date?

Jaune: Real bad. (Opens his dating app) She said her favorite anime character was Lavernius Tucker.

Nora: Ooh, yikes!

Jaune: Hm... Oh, this girl sounds really nice! ThndrBrd104... It even says we're an 80% match!

Nora: Huh?

Jaune: I'll send a message to see if she's interested in doing a face reveal.

Nora: Wait, what was her- (Scroll buzzes, "New Match!" blares)

Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~The Next Morning~

Jaune: Good Morning~ I have wonderful news everyone! Me and Nora are dating now!

Blake: WE COULD FUCKING TELL!

Ruby: I knew Nora was loud but My lord Jaune, what did you do to her!?!

Yang: If I wasn't so pissed off I'd be jealous of her. You two kept us up all night, I mean look at Weiss! She's three cups of coffee in!

Weiss: *Snore*

Jaune: Um. Sorry? Well I hope You can get some rest today. I'm gonna bring Nora Some Breakfast~

Ren: Wait. You know me and Nora are a package deal, Right?

Jaune: Yep. *Picks Ren up Bridal Style* Just hold the food for me, yeah?

[everyones-berry]

Newest commission of Arslan, Pyrrha and Jaune

Commissioned by @dragonzlayerx12

If you're interested in getting a commission from me check out my kofi

Blueberry's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Blueberry's commission menu.

[dragonzlayerx12]

@rocknroll7575 Prideful Arkos is here

[howlingday]

What's the Pyrrha x Arslan ship name?

I nominate "Gladiators"

[dragonzlayerx12]

It’s far better than what the name is now (it’s the Lion Hercules kills)

[howlingday]

Oh, Nemean? I getcha. Though, that's already a RWBY character... in Grimm Campaign, at least.

[razorblade180]

Fatuus:Lady Tsaritsa, we have reports that the Traveler has set foot in your domain.

Tsaritsa:Keep a vigilant eye on them at all times but do not needlessly engage. Roaming is fine, but they shall not do as they please.

xxxxxxx

Fatuus:Lady Tsaritsa, word from the Harbingers! The Traveler engaged Ronova in combat without hesitation!

Tsaritsa:Do we have any medium coat sizes left?

Fatuus:…

Tsaritsa:Let Pulcinella know he and everyone below move down a number.

Fatuus:Woukd they not take the rank of fallen comrades?

Tsaritsa:No. New number five of the twelve Fatui Harbingers; if they agree that is.

xxxxxx

Aether:*reading invitation* I don’t know how I feel about being right underneath Arlecchino.

Fatuus:Some people dream of that.

Aether:…..

Fatuus:S-So I’ve been told. Umm, let’s keep that between us and not involve Human Resources.

Aether:There’s no fucking way you have Human Resources….

[pilot-boi]

Commission of knight errant Pyrrha I just finished for @paladin-official!

Dude the refs you sent were SOOO good, thank you so much for those. Also, thank god for all the chainmail brushes I got when I first started drawing RK!Jaune. They're a freaking god send

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[ouroborosorder]

(suddenly lucid) oh. i get it now. endfield doesn't want to fuck the clothes. they want to fuck the buildings

[ouroborosorder]

they want to fuck the infrastructure so bad. this random corner of a random spot in wuling being like. this beautiful. this is the most endfield feels like arknights. lowlight's architecture degree is eminating through the screen like uranium glass and baby i'm eating off that green plate

[ouroborosorder]

they went. through the fucking effort. of making, planning, texturing, laying out a jogging trail. and then proceeded to make exercise gear models for the npcs. and then set a pathing trail to let them run this trail. they want to fuck infrastructure so bad i cannot BELIEVE endfield buried the lede FOR SO LONG

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[cherrydj-l]

they're so 20 y.o. to me

[ferricsailor]

"hooooooly fucking shit shes so cringe" bro two seconds earlier:

[robdogdraws]

Throw her

[depsidase]

[blessedbrick]

That's kind of why they exist actually

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[omegastation]

I love this dialogue between them and the very gentle way Wrex answers "Uh-huh. All right."

Doesn't mean things are resolved, but in this dialogue, that's it. It shows how much he trusts Shepard because he takes them at their word and doesn't insist. In the middle of the Reaper War. He's like "it's you so I believe you or trust you to deal with it".

I love their relationship so much. Genuinely of the most moving in Mass Effect.

[omgkalyppso]

forgive me, i fully agree about their friendship but your post got recommended to me and i couldn't resist

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post