Daylight

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[parasiticheart]

i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?

[panel2princess]

no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

[dogpuppy]

All posted within 10 minutes

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[sermna]

???

[dogpuppy]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[phoenix-theurge]

Roommate got a promotion the day after I reblogged this. It works.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[onenicebugperday]

Palmetto tortoise beetle, Hemisphaerota cyanea, Chrysomelidae

Found in the coastal southeastern United States

Photo 1 by evangrimes, 2-3 by eridanxharahi, 4 by meaningful_name, 5-6 by eickwort, and 7-8 (larva in protective fecal thatch) by cecildomyiidae

[headspace-hotel]

OH MY GOD PAWS!!

[passengerprincipessa]

i know i’ve reached the purest form of blorbo understanding when people can’t tell whether my posts about them are pro or anti

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

[warabou]