[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[vitamincream]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[wooooooooff]

[setheverman]

[kedreeva]

[Source] [Convict Collars]

[txpokes]

Because saving kitties is important.

[viperas]

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

[meanplastic]

I’m in tears but also bopping

[surprisebitch]

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is what they were training us for…

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[reshipped]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rahmagical]

what a plot twist

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires. 

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

I used to think that.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

that’s so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite supermarket

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.