⋆my darling wife over there⋆

⋆  lucy • she/her  ⋆

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[katzsidhe]

you have to to kiss her freckles. yes, of course i mean "each freckle", get started.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of self-assuredness

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[girlballs]

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[kaelio]

[dollfat]

[piesa2]

[most-likely-human-indeed]

Fuck I have tomorrow tomorrow

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[wholesalemagnesiumoxide]

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

[memorycycle]

dont take bird noises for granted

[memorycycle]

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post