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3,600 Follower Giveaway

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these so it’s about time! I want to show my appreciation to everyone who has decided to follow me and stick around! I never thought there would be over 3,000 of you. I am honored! Thank you so much.

Rules:

You must be following me (and 18+, of course. Its in my description).

Only reblogs count (you can reblog as many times as you like but it’s only one entry per person).

For now, I can only ship within the US. (Which is why I’m giving another option for the first place prize. You’ll see!)

There will a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prize!

The giveaway will run from today (Feb. 25) to March 25. GOOD LUCK!

And now for the prizes!!

1st Place:

The Red Dead Redemption 2 Complete Official Guide Collector’s Edition

A 2,000 word reader or OC insert with your choice of a RDR2 character!* (More about this at the end)

2nd Place:

A 1,500 word reader or OC insert!

3rd Place:

A 1,000 word reader or OC insert!

*For personal reasons, I will not write for Micah Bell or Bill Williamson. Sorry. Also if you choose Lenny for your canon character, I WILL NOT write smut with him. I’m expecting most of you to pick Arthur, John, or Dutch anyway so I’m probably safe lol.

GOOD LUCK!!

tomandharrisongifs

Request:

Tom Holland defending his partner’s pronouns.

megsthetic

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

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16 Anime Horses Rated by Someone Who Doesn’t Watch Anime

Gin no Saji

Horrible. Look at that face. Lower jaw is completely malformed. Doesn’t look like it’s actually jumping, just floating in mid-air with legs bent. Tail is a flat ribbon. 3/10.

Attack on Titan

Looks like horses went extinct a century ago and humans had to regrow them from frozen DNA samples. Something just not quite right. Appear vaguely boneless. 5/10.

Gundam Wing

Almost a respectable horse but something’s happened to its neck. Nice fluffy mane and a pettable face. 7/10.

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argumate

where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry

ms-demeanor

zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah

ms-demeanor

Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:

Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.

They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.

Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.

Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.

Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.

Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.

Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.

GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.

If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.

GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.

PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.

SUNGLASSES.

FUCK

It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.

The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.

I can’t articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain it’s like “Not today, Satan!” and I can plan for the $100 expense that’s going to last me potentially years.

sufficientlytalentedfool

As an ophthalmic tech and part time optician, I agree with everything here EXCEPT do not measure your own pupil distance (PD) and being off by a few millimeters can make a huge difference depending on the prescription, being off by a centimeter is a REALLY BIG DEAL.

Most adults have a binocular PD of between 60 and 75mm. So if you have a 65mm PD and you accidentally measure it at 75mm, the optical centers of your lenses are going to be in the wrong place. If you have a fairly light prescription, not a big deal. But if your eirhwr very nearsighted, very far sighted, or have a large amount of astigmatism, you won’t be able to wear glasses if the optical centers aren’t in the right place. And 5mm doesn’t seem like a huge deal, but considering how close the spectacle plane it, it can make you miserable. It can make you dizzy, make your vision blurry, and give you awful headaches.

Generally, walking into ANY optical shop and asking for a PD measurement shouldn’t be a big deal. And any optician who refuses to give you a PD? Is a dick.

ms-demeanor

^^^^^Good info. I’ve asked four times and only had one optician actually give me the measurement.

If you *can’t* get them to give you the measurement because they’re dicks (and sometimes they are and you can’t take another day off of work to go to a different optical center) there is an infographic that goes into more detail about how to get an accurate reading if you can’t find a non-jerk at the optician’s office: https://www.zennioptical.com/measuring-pd-infographic

fageleh

An additional source for cheap glasses is america’s best. You get 2 pairs of basic glasses + an eye exam for $70 flat. I’ve gone there since high school and have never had any trouble finding something I like.

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just-sly

Re-blogging ‘cause I think everyone could use this at one point in there life or another.

spicy-chicken-nuggets

Once Season 3 of Young Justice comes back with its kickass plot and its ability to legally show its LGBT rep it’s over for you Voltron bitches

orpheusmorpheous

madeinchernobyl

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

dellvanity

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

orpheusmorpheous

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

spookihope

✧ ･ﾟ:* WELCOME TO SPOOKIHOPE’S MYSTICAL MAGICAL FAKE FRECKLES TUTORIAL *:･ﾟ✧

*please note this could get messy since splatter is somewhat hard to control so try not to wear something you don’t want to get messed up or if you do just cover yourself with a towel

materials you’ll need:

a powder foundation darker than your natural skin tone

contact lens solution

a clean toothbrush (or one you use specifically for makeup. clearly mine still has makeup all over it so whatever)

cloth or tissue (optional but i like it)

time it usually takes to do this:

1 minute

tops

literally that’s it

why do you think i wear them so much seriously they’re the easiest thing to do holy crap

NOW ON TO THE TUTORIAL~!

STEP 1: do your face makeup as you normally would minus eyes/brows (you might get splatter on them and it’d look dang weird having a freckle over your eyeshadow)

if you don’t normally wear face makeup then dang good for you you’re already way ahead of me. carry on to step 2.

STEP 2: get your dark powder foundation and contact lens solution. put a bit of the solution on the powder and mix it (feel free to use the toothbrush to mix it, that’s what i do)

for the end result you’ll want a somewhat watery/somewhat muddy concoction. play with it until you get what you want basically. the waterier it the lighter they’ll be. the muddier it is the clumpier it’ll be.

if you’re uncertain test it out on you arm or a cloth. it should dry flat and not leave any bumps or globs.

STEP 3: dip your toothbrush in the muddy concoction you just made. (gross why’d you do that??? just kidding. haha look you got poo on your toothbrush) now give it a shake or 2, knock off some of that extra stuff. you don’t want too much on there.

STEP 4: splatter (drag you thumb across the bristles to flick it on your face) that stuff on your face wherever you want your freckles! the bridge of your nose, the apples of your cheeks, your forehead, wherever you want. the closer you hold the toothbrush to your face the smaller and denser the splatter will be, the further away the more spaced out and more area you’ll cover.

see those bigger spots? those are there because i didn’t knock off enough of the excess. you generally don’t want those.

STEP 5 (optional): use the cloth/tissue to gently pat the freckles dry. it’ll make them flatter and a little bit lighter depending on how soon you pat them after putting them on. (i like this, i feel like it makes them look a little more natural. also i’m too impatient to wait for them to dry)

BUT HOPE, WHY DO YOU USE POWDER FOUNDATION AND CONTACT LENS SOLUTION TO LIQUEFY IT??? WHY NOT JUST USE LIQUID FOUNDATION???

dude, like, you could if you want but liquid foundation is too thick. it’ll leave “moles” as opposed to “freckles” (just big ol’ globs of makeup) and it won’t dry. so if you do use liquid foundation you’ll have to liquefy it a bit more before you can use it (the same thing you do with the powder foundation).

OKAY THAT’S IT YOU’RE DONE NOW GO OUT AND ENJOY YOUR NEW SKIN STARS

roofsweeper

step 1: go outside

spookihope

step 1: understand that one’s ability to form natural freckles is largely genetic and no amount of “going outside” is going to help get them.

step 2: understand that this is a makeup tutorial for not just people who think freckles are cute but also those who would like to cosplay befreckled beauties and actually have freckles

step 3: stay in your lane

#cosplay ref

just-shower-thoughts

Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we were going.

bogleech

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump says he thinks it's great that China's president now holds that office for life and muses that maybe the U.S. will do the same someday. Trump's remarks were met with laughter and applause during a luncheon for Republican donors Saturday at his South Florida estate. CNN said it obtained a recording of the remarks. Chinese President Xi Jinping recently consolidated power. Trump told the gathering: "He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great." Trump added, "I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot someday.

China just became a dictatorship and Trump literally said he thinks that’s a good idea for us (him)

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i-am-corbin-dallas

Trump basically said “fuck due process” and “i wanna be a dictator” IN THE SAME WEEK. And republicans fuckin clapped…

son-of-drogo

Oh crap…

goingsolo2016-blog

eattheacid

^^^^^^^^^ reblogging again for that most recent addition to this post.

things-that-are-great

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.

dareyoutoread-blog

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

mxths

“bisexuals are half straight”

“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”

“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”

“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”

“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”

“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”

“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”

feels-for-the-fictional

These gifs are terrifying

deepddowninside

Not as terrifying as those opinions

unusuallyzealousburgette

Truth

ingridverse

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize, snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”.

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.