Shenanigans

22 - lesbean - Curator of Trash --- I'm nOT A FURRY, GOD DAMMIT

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[funnypicturesposts]

[twitterlols]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[tyrantisterror]

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

[burgertv]

[catchymemes]

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[rheapup]

There are only 2 moods

Mambo no.5 and Freek-a-leek

[trishtakesphoto]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[catchymemes]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Next move is to kidnap 100 kids and airdrop them in

[sir-silent-screamer-deactivated]

[cloudsongs]

[funnypicsdept]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life