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MCKENZIE:
“I received a Facebook invite to a high school reunion. I for one don’t really want to see some old classmates who are probably still assholes.” Elena muttered, erasing the pencil marks on the paper angrily. “And before you ask, no I am not upset–just taken by surprised. Aren’t they supposed to wait until we’re like…thirty something?”
“I’m pretty sure reunions are just a place to brag,” she shrugs at the sentiment. “Sounds pretty damn easy to me, El.”
SCOTT:
The two of them have done this countless times; it’s actually kind of a routine, which is why Leah was not expecting Tuck to take off like that, ripping the leash right from her hand. Something strange had certainly gotten into the golden retriever who was now barreling across the park, towards some unknown target with his ( incredibly embarrassed, and out of breath ) owner attempting to catch up to him, but lagging by some length.
By the time she does manage to catch up with the dog, he’s already mid-jump, tail wagging, attempting to meet the his newfound friend face to face. Leah’s praying the dog doesn’t knock the other person over, but she stands powerless for a moment watching the interaction before managing to get wrangle Tuck away. Flustered, she apologizes for the dog’s behavior, “He’s usually such a gentlemen !!”
An offer, half-assed and professed in passing, was never intended to be an opportunity seized by an individual the brunette branded friend. Had the circumstance been different, the suggestion brushed off with the curling of lips and a feeble thanks, Rhiannon would be relishing her day off for what it was. Instead, as she pursued across a stretch of green, leash coiled around her slender palm and a tennis ball in the other, a canine companion was now at her heel and another was bounding towards the two.
Before long, her line of sight was obscured by a tangerine sky; the thud a clear indicator as to how gravity had pulled her feet from beneath her.
“Funnily enough, that’s how all supposed gentlemen act,” she retorts, doe-eyes surveying the paw prints scattered upon her clothing. As she heaves her entirety up from the earth, she scans the culprit and the sight of a concerned blonde. “Leaves politeness at the door and pounces first.”
DAWSON:
Connor scanned the room, looking for anybody who might be alone or at least bored enough by whoever they were with to wish they were alone. Finding somebody who seemed to fit the position quite nicely, Connor slipped off of the bar stool he’d been seated on and beer in hand, he wandered over to them, hoping it wasn’t too intrusive of him to do so.
“Hey, I’ve got a couple of decent tickets to the Celts game tonight and my plus one bailed on me. So, what do you say? You like basketball? No catch, just a free ticket and some company, maybe a beer if you’re feeling generous.” he offered, trying his best not to seem like a serial killer despite his spontaneous invitation.
Having opted to retreat to a bar she claimed as home, the prior hours a culprit for such desire, the brunette had clambered upon a bar stool and awaited the desirable taste of bitter liquor. Although there were times she had flocked to this vicinity with fellow colleagues, a lengthy night had demanded their skills and had left Rhiannon purely on-call. If an emergency so desired the talents she possessed, all plans would be, once again, placed on halt.
As the amber liquid touched the very tip of her tongue, a voice resounded barely inches away from the shell of her eardrum. “Huh?” The noise departed from her lips within the instant, fixed gaze shifting to fall upon the opposing figure. “There is always a catch.” Although, as expected, she doubted each and every word he professed, there was also little left to lose. “Say I go with you, I’m not sleeping with you as a sign of thanks - if this is some extremely elaborate and expensive pick-up line.”
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
zoeyrph:
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
“There was a nice synchronicity between Jessica Jones and working out that I enjoyed – I love to box and I love mixed martial arts stuff, and [they were things] I was able to expand a bit more on with Jessica Jones.” -Rachael Taylor for Woman’s Health Australia
DAWSON:
“You what…?” He looked on in shock as the other person tried to explain, but to no avail. “I.. don’t even know what to say right now. Um- Alright. Just slow down and start from the beginning. How did this happen?”
The blonde purses plump lips at the sentiment; straightening her spine at the mere indication she had to, once again, repeat a matter most would plead to forget. “It was accident,” she proceeded, exaggerating the raise of a single submissive palm. “Don’t look at me like that, I don’t always sleep with my patients. It just... happened?”
Text || R & R
Robbie: Guess that means more for me 🥃
Robbie: Actually, this is boring now. There's a tumbler with your name on it when you get off work.
Rhi: music to my ears. i look forward to it
Text || R & J
Jasper: next time u have sex better call them rutherford
Rhi: number 1 way to kill the mood
Rhi: i mean, i'll do it bc i'm all for living on the edge, but how tf am i supposed to provide proof i did it
task 001.
character development
Text || R & El
Elena: I'll ignore that.
Elena: On my way over.
Rhi: ill be down on one knee
Text || R & J
Jasper: hell yea he's named after the second hottest president (rutherford birchard hayes google it)
Jasper: i was gonna get coffee anyway i'll come thru
Rhi: u say hot and all i can think of is how someone could shout rutherford in the sack
Rhi: ur my hero
Text || R & V
Val: Roses for my girl because I'm setting the bar for the poor sucker that ends up marrying you
Val: Hope you like your coffee overhyped and over brewed
Rhi: the way tinder is going, i'll be marrying my cat
Rhi: mmmm the sweet taste of overhype
Text || R & V
Val: Literally he's so fucking cute
Val: You're lucky I'm on my way home from visiting a florist
Val: You're getting shitty DD's tho
Rhi: ur bringing me flowers too? cute
Rhi: i'll take what i can get
Text || R & J
Jasper: https://68.media.tumblr.com/7cf3df658c19dbb983c7ad87184f23d3/tumblr_inline_oja64csFmd1uc6ev7_540.png
Jasper: only if this asshole can come too
Rhi: u have a ginger cat too?
Rhi: one: where have u been all my life
Rhi: two: anyone is welcome if coffee is in their possession
Text || R & K
Keira: One coffee with a shot of Kahlua coming up.
Rhi: u know what a girl wants.
Text || R & Matt
Matt: Cute
Matt: I would love to but I'm at work.
Rhi: me or the cat?
Rhi: :-)
Rhi: u and me both, fireman sam.
Text || R & M
Martin: No.
Rhi: i even said please
Rhi: rude
