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I attain humanity, its brilliance, and lose it.

[girasolen]

This is the only person playing pokemon correctly.

[rhuemis]

Oh hey! Look! Those two in that post look just like us, Mr. Whimsy!

[rhuemis]

been sat in A&E so long that when it came time for my X-ray I forgot the word for it and said I was here for skeleton watching

[thememedaddy]

[bish0ps]

No Dogs Under Heaven

[bish0ps]

Asked and answered

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[hardwrench]

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i can't stop watching this

[thefloatingstone]

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

[beetlefucker]

me after getting called out on tumblr for calling someone a faggot

[4rthstandbreak]

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE