Billions And Billions Of Billions~

Rhydas here. Thought I could change things around a bit. Anyway, this is my tumblr where I tend to keep anything cute, adorable, freaky, scary and even the things that go bump in the night. The scary things. Anyway, I'm a major pokemon, Smash bros, Anime fan who cannot get enough of either and, I'm not afraid to stick whatever the frick I feel like on here so... you were warned. Anyway if you have any questions, feel free to ask or whatever. But otherwise just keep quiet and enjoy the show.

[heckifiknowcomics]

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.

[heckifiknowcomics]

Remember this spooky comic from last year?

[rhydarend]

Yes

[mobacoin]

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

[pajamaben]

“Hey, do you own any cats?”

“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”

[dragon-hoard]

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me

it asks “what is a human?”

and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside

so I answer “me. me is a human”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB 

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[mj-irl]

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[voulx]

people are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on your own damn planet from your own damn species

[rhydarend]

Well we fight all the time for a reason... Maybe we just had enough of each other.

[sasaq]

[axelaqua]

he saw something

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE SAW IT ALL

[oncearanger]

Take a moment and think. If the Pokemon Go app connects to the core games then your pokemon can now have actual locations on their information card. “Travelled through time and space from Africa” “Caught in Dallas, Texas” And each pokemon can have a REAL LIFE story to it. “Originally met in Paris” “I caught this Beldum when me and my family went to Paris for the summer. We were walking to go to the Eiffel Tower when my GoPlus vibrated. I took a detour down this random street and found the Beldum in this little cafe around the corner. My parents made fun of me for getting so distracted but it turned out OK because that cafe actually had the most amazing Cupcakes I’ve ever had in my life. See? Here’s a picture of the cafe and there’s me holding up my GoPlus! That’s why I named my Beldum Garcon”

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

im gonna catch all my pokemon in my bedroom and in the fridge bc when the fuck am i gonna go to paris

[benjahtd]

Necesito estos amiibos :(!

[stationarycycle]

Why is no one talking about these?!

[rhydarend]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! You CANNOT DO THIS! NO! 

BECAUSE ONCE THEY START MAKING MY FAVORITE POKEMON I WON’T EVEN BE ABLE TO AFFORD ALL THE LOANS I WILL TAKE OUT TO BUY THESE THINGS!!! 

JUST NO!

[fake-pokemon]

Psycicle

Ice/Psychic

(source)

[mishasminions]

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

[phenomimom]

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

[boyzwhat]

uummmmmmmm

[stevensuniverso-deactivated2016]

I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.

My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

It's like a looking at a 2014 fairytale

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[zodiaccity]

Zodiac Scorpio Info — Scorpio wants a relationship where their partner is a homie, lover and friend. They want a complete package because they don’t have time for foolish games.