idk dude

mid 30s. she/her. far left, but this tumblr is just stuff that makes me chuckle. i do the following for okayinthewasteland.

[l3thalp3tal]

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[english-history-trip]

Taskmaster - Series 19, Episode 6: Work out what Alex has on the very top of his head

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[dailyhistoryposts]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey quick how widely known is the Donny and Marie Osmond lyric "I'm a little bit country/I'm a little bit rock and roll" on this website

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

trying to figure out if "I'm a little bit cunty/I'm a little bit cock and hole" is anything

[amongthespaghetti]

okay i know we normally do this with more pop-focused festivals but i wanna see how many metalheads are on this site: how many groups do you recognize?

0

1-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

51-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

100+

Voting ended onJul 3

(i recognized 64)

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[fairycosmos]

and i know the end

[andhumanslovedstories]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer season two finale would be so astonishingly powerful if David Boreanaz could. act. I’m sorry I’m sorry but guys. It’s still astonishingly powerful but Sarah Michelle Gellar is holding up the sky entirely on her own.

[andhumanslovedstories]

girl experiencing the hardest thing she's ever had to do

guy who didn't know the flash was on

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[gasstationredhead]

ladies and gentlemen

hamish “i don’t want to see anybody run a little haunted island better than me” linklater

[inadvertently-biblical]

HACKS - 5x10

[progressivemillennial]

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.”

― Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

[velutfortuna]

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[guooey]

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

[guooey]

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE