High Lady Of Kiss My Ass

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[rhysisreading]

Bryce: *breathes*

Jesiba: “I’ll turn you into a goat”

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AU where the Bible was written by a malicious demon and they’ve been using it to collect the souls of those who use the book to justify being malicious. He never intended on it being a justification for bigotry, never mentioned homosexuality, but this demon has some basic morals, so as the books is translated and rewritten he categorizes the different versions and those who worship and become devote to the incorrect dictation, they end up with their soul stolen, they end up in an eternity of suffering because they thought they knew what was right. Those who see the translations but understand that over thousands of years things might be out of context and only use the book to take small life lessons and use them to be a better person those are the ones who’s souls will live on. Those who do not take thousand year old words to heart and use them for malicious personal gain will be grated eternal life. Those who worship a character in a book a demon wrote thousands of years ago to trick people into being evil, those he will take with him on his journey through time collecting souls, letting those who thought they were good watch as others make the same mistakes thinking they will be going to paradise and there’s nothing they can do about it but suffer.

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Don’t know if anyone has noticed this but the thing that helped tony figure out time travel was called a Möbius strip.

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I know it’s A Court of Silver Flames but everytime I see ACOSF I read A Court of Star Fall.

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Currently rereading every single Sarah j Maas book so I’m refreshed and caught up entirely when I finally read A Court of Silver Flames

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Just the fact that one of the first things Dorian wanted to do when he shifted into a woman was masturbate says so much about him

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Oh Dorian, my sweet cinnamon bun, phantom hand killer, I love you

[itsnotmika]

me @ characters who have a tragic back story and uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism:

[niatalksalot-deactivated2021061]

Sarah: And there was only one bed

Me, reading ACOMAF for the umpteenth time: oH mY gOd THerE wAs ONly ONe BeB

[niatalksalot-deactivated2021061]

Sarah: A Court Of Silver Flames

Me: A Court Of Silver and Flames

Sarah: No, that's not right—

Me: A COURT OF SILVER AND FLAMES

[iheartmesomebooks]

Feyre: "I can eat, drink, fuck, and fight just as well as I did before. Better, even."

Rhysand:

[ireadbooksforaliving]

Aelin, still awake at 3am: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.

Rowan, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:

[ireadbooksforaliving]

Aelin: Whoa, what would give you the idea that I like Rowan?

Lysandra :..the..fact that you married him?

[ireadbooksforaliving]

Aelin : Here’s the thing though, is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Rowan: I think that’s called a threat, fireheart

[gmwvoid]

Heir of fire summed up

Dorian and Sorscha

Rowan and Aelin

[rhysisreading]

The fact that when abraxos had to make the crossing the bait wyverns in the pits all beat their wings to cheer for him. To encourage him.

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Rereading Heir of Fire and read the first time Manon says “from now until darkness claims us” let’s just say I’m in tears. Had to close the book and put it down, I need a moment.