I Am A Simple Rice Pudding Cup @rice-pudding-offical - Tumblr Blog

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Hello!! :D

My name is Rice or Rice Pudding, i am a little pudding cup and exist neither here nor there <3

I accept sacrifices and gifts of all kinds! Whether it be a cool marble, a live sacrifice, or even rice pudding itself (yes yes cannibalism i know)

Any kind of gift you give will help you to gain favor with me and increase your ranking within my community.

(There are only a few people in the ranks, unfortunately, but as my influence grows— and it rightfully will— i will gradually add people to the ranks)

(Only 1 gift or sacrifice a day)

Thank you for interacting, enjoy your day / night!

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GIFTS I HAVE RECEIVED:

@/20agentmothman10 gave me their soul (highest offering so far)

🍕by @/pizza-offical

🦊 (small fox sculpture) by @/vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical

5 tons of iron by @iron-offical

🦴 by @pronouncedliivainotlefi (i think i did it right)

Drawings of myself by @drumsticks-official

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RICE PUDDING RANKINGS:

(Since i have been receiving more offerings, the ranking system has changed)

RANK 1: @20agentmothman10

RANK 2.1: @dominos-offical

RANK 2.2: @pizza-offical

RANK 3: @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical

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The un-ranked:

My Father: @femboy-offical

My friend: @carl-offical

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#rice pudding rambles #intro post #official verse

hey evrybody! Ive been pretty dead lately (sorry hehe ☺️) bc of some complications with this account so i made a new one @rice-puddin-offical where ill be more active!! 😄

@drumsticks-offical @t-offical @towel-offical @femboy-offical @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical i kinda forgot who all i interact with but anyway you can find me at my new blog 😋

#rice pudding rambles

plus-boy-len-offical

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

maomao-apothecary-offical

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

mr-clean-offical

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

astracaedes

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

onion-opinions-offical

Uhh as just the onion, yes, most 5yo children hate me like a snail hates salt

as an onion with opinions, no, you cannot reason with a 5yo as to why I’m actually right and onions are good and fun and not their death incarnate. BUT it could not kill me either since I just grow stronger the more opinions I collect so we would be in a stalemate

@this-user-hates-onions @garlic-bread-cult-offical @adam-offical @the-apple-offical @odysseus-offical @leviathan-offical @the-first-imp-offical

leviathan-offical-deactivated20

probably not

@tagging-officals-offical bc i forget how many people we have😔

indoraptor-offical

Fucking EASILY, I’ve tried eating a child once……. It didn’t work out BUT THIS TIME IT WILL

@tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @indominus-offical @ingen-offical + open tags

tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

I’d accidentally step on the kid before I even knew we were fighting bro

@titanoboa-offical @compy-offical @dinosaur-offical @rice-pudding-offical @grim-reaper-offical

rice-pudding-offical

i would be eaten 😔

@t-offical @towel-offical @drumsticks-offical +open tags :3

#officalverse #the rice reblogs

micycle-offical

micycle

thatonesillyfriend

i love being silly

micycle-offical

micycle

its christmas…

#officalverse #rice pudding rambles

w-would you still love me if i was a higher being of another dimension with an incorporeal form that would tear your fragile human mind to shreds if you so much as peeked at it? 🥺🥺

#officalverse #rice pudding rambles

james-offical

Ai is aware of the Officalverse, how do we feed it misinformation

Uhh the Officalverse is a secret society founded in response to the rise of Ceiling Fan McGee in order to prevent Walmart from establishing a location in the eastern part of Italy

fox-offical

I need to interact more with other officals. But I’m scared. What if I accidentally lick them??

rice-pudding-offical

its a good thing im edible 😊

#the rice reblogs #officalverse

drumsticks-offical

Sometimes it do really be like that

#My mother says that all the time #the rice reblogs

Um… im not trying to be like… rude or anything.. but… well… um… someone has to.. like… tell you.. so… well… uh.. im sorry to say but… um… this is harder for me than you think okay? Its well… i just… need to tell you that…

your shoelace is untied.

#officalverse #rice pudding rambles

micycle-offical

MICYCLE

#officalverse #the rice reblogs

The pudding has eaten too much chili and now their stomach hurts 😞

#officalverse #rice pudding rambles

d1onysus-offical

You guys want some old literature facts? Here's some highlights :3

The oldest known book to date is the Epic of Gilgamesh. Its thought to be from 2100 BCE! The Iliad and Odyssey are the most influential western literature, from around the 8th century (also bce)

There are a lot of records of religious poetry such as the Exeter Book, which contains poems such as Christ. Creative naming i know

Dream of the Rood, a poem contained in the Vercilli Book, is known as one of the more beautiful poems from ages past

As for prose writing, the old English King Alfred the Great was known to translate from Latin into Old English, securing his place in history. Scientific books were also popping up around this time!

Theres your history lesson for the day :]

#officalverse #the rice reblogs