What is it with your heart that it breaks so easy?

Grey morals and questionable life choices. I have been reliably informed that I exist solely on tea and BBC.

[antigonickpdf]

no the quinn series is fine it’s good it’s just that i’ve never seen an actor witness what fans were doing to his cervix on ao3 and come back with the constructive criticism that they weren’t making him sob for it enough. i mean i guess it was nice of hudson to provide an extensive reference guide for what his character sounds like whining and whimpering but i wasn’t really expecting him to have improvement notes on how to properly knock shane hollander up is all

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 4/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Ilya and Shane wearing tuxedos while standing next to each other onstage at the MLH awards show

Text [by survivalistfantasy on tumblr]: my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

2. Image description: Ilya sitting in his Vegas penthouse hotel room bed with a cigarette in his mouth

Text [by mceymard on Twitter]: all he do is smoke & give u meat / you dating a bbq grill sis

3. Image description: Shane yelling at Ilya at the bottom of Shane’s condo stairwell

Text [by doulbedoink on Twitter]: Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

4. Image description: Ilya lying on his couch watching Shane win The Hockey Cup™

Text [by Annabllebitch7 on Twitter]: I want what’s best for him / And it’s me

5. Image description: Shane smiling while Ilya reaches his arm out to grab the back of Shane’s head

Text [by kinkinwkindnessok Twitter]: it’s me… i’m the comfortable thing you can slip into✨

[reinvent-and-believe]

heated rivalry text posts

[finelytaylored]

heated rivalry + text posts (2/?)

[unstill-deactivated20260502]

nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show

[pies-in-the-skies]

me: truly a well crafted tragedy is such a bittersweet pleasure to take in and serves a purpose, not just as a sad story but as a reminder that even that which ends badly might not have happened in vain or for nothing. The love, the grief, the actions still meant something simply for having taken place and for us partaking in it.

me when said tragedy is about to actually unfold, sweating: ok but consider this. i dont want this to happen

[whumpmyworld]

@whumpgifathon || Day 17: Aesthetic Covered in blood | Bruises | Tear Stained Star Trek (Alternate Original Series) - Jim Kirk

[rhinco]

unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

[aromantic-diaries]

We need happy and wholesome nice queer representation to remind us that being queer doesn't doom you to a short life of loneliness and misery and we need fucked up and toxic queer representation to remind us that queer people are human beings who are messy and complicated and are not required to be beacons of moral goodness

[super-metroid]

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

[averysoftsheep]

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[roach-works]

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

[fadeverb]

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

[heroofthreefaces]

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

[trickstertime]

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

[cat-with-no-name]

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

[marlynnofmany]

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

[quelmdn]

🌺

'I would court you with all the grace and courtesy that you deserve'

[storietellers]

into light, mckirk

they totally did, at least once 😏

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

[bebx]

unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things

[bebx]

*me, checking my own AO3 account to see if I have posted any new fic I’ve been waiting for yet*

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]