trash (han)

if i were a snacc i'd be a rice krispie treat because my body likes to snap crackle and pop

[starbage]

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong

[astrologyshitpost]

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[catchymemes]

[disgustinggf]

love having a praise kink and not being able to take a compliment <3

[minotaurfemme]

dam girl ur bones are loud as hell

[falst]

being mutuals with multiple New Englanders is so funny bc one will be like "lets goooo Massachusetts I love Massachusetts" and then every other New Englander is like "If I ever see another person from Massachusetts again I'm running them through with a claymore instantly"

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[xxviviennevincentxx]

Scream (1996)

SLC Punk! (1998)

Senseless (1998)

Thirteen Ghosts (2001)

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

[voidthing]

i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.

[webkinzpossum]

my chronic illnesses are laughing hysterically

[lacklusterlexicon-deactivated20]

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

[autumngracy]

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

[urgentkettle]

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

[willypadilly]

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

[urgentkettle]

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

[whomst-call-ghonsbubsters]

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[folk1or3-deactivated20210712]

being a woman is thinking ur the ugliest person ever and then coming across a photo of u as a kid when u had already started to hate ur appearance and realizing u were so cute and then u do this every so often for the rest of ur life and u never learn

[chadepitanga]

there's something so raw and soul crushing about spending your late childhood+teen years suicidal then growing up and actually wanting to live, after an ungodly effort, only to see your health deteriorate because of chronic illness.

[eladoobler]

favorite activity this year voted to be: "snapping, crackling, and popping all joints"

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

yeag

[ricekrispiejoints]

hell yeah

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i love you secondhand books i love you paperbacks i love you public libraries i love you school libraries i love you little free libraries i love you audiobooks i love you librivox i love you libby i love you ebooks i love you pdfs i love you internet archive i love you public domain i love you free and cheap and imperfect books i love you widely accessible resources