I love the x-men so much because thatās just what leftist infighting is like! thatās literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but heās the only one with any money. everyone complains about āthey keep switching sides and dating each other itās so fucking confusingā like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go āmagneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagersā HE DOESNāT WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
Magneto one drink in: I love Charles but hes such a kiss ass we donāt need to be FRIENDS we just need mutual aid communities and to be left alone
Professor X one drink in: what the fuck is his self sustaining mutant community going to do for all the mutants born to human parents, which is MOST OF THEM, heās so gay heās forgotten how babies are made and I want to kiss his stupid face
