cryptic

i don't know what this blog is about anymore

[incorrectghostbusters]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[geyashvecova]

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Purple space_260118)

[theweirdwideweb]

[richardswardrobe]

x files

FBI superiors: Scully your partner is dumb as hell making shit up all the time

Scully: leave me alone he is misunderstood and smart

Mulder: hey Scully come here I have an idea

Scully: what do you want you making shit up ass alien loving bigfoot sucking ASS

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[ohbeauregard]

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[udirr]

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[kdramabc]

[lady-feral]

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

[unwinona]

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[hypersexualsportswear]

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

cant relate

[solardivulger]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

[blonded004]

dogs dont have hands

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]