[r-ambien]

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

[ceasepool]

Two Headed Boy Pt.3 

[egberts]

😂 is just the XD of the modern era

[alien--chan]

Dont do this

[egberts]

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rekt because same

[equalistmako]

this just in.. The New Meme On The Block is unnecessary footnotes and anyone who doesn’t like this idea can kiss this¹

_____________________

¹ my ass

[therudecouture-deactivated20181]

[drink-sad-songs]

[nemfrog]

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

[glumshoe]

Thanks! I hate it.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[indecent-obsessions]

[dianxprince-is-moving-deactivat]

real discourse

do you wear shoes inside the house, walk barefoot or wear flipflops?

[julieschulerart]

[julieschulerart]

In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions.  The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions

[slimy]

WHAT

[moved-to-lumnch]

Me when I pick up my cat and she won’t stop squirming around

[did-you-know]

Trees can get email in Australia. In 2013, trees were assigned email addresses by the city of Melbourne  so its citizens could report potential problems, but people ended up writing thousands of love letters to their favorite trees instead. Source

Sometimes the trees even responded…

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[seventieth]

but then…….who pressed the submit button……….

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

The killer did. As a warning.

[regularlesbian]

this thread has better lore than overwatch

[juicemold]

Hey I’m molbo

[tofob]

Hi molbo, can you leave?

[juicemold]

Nobody asked you to walk into my house and kick me in my teeth.

[respectfulmemes]

[suppyguppy]