Hello! Planning on writing one-shots here. I accept prompts/requests. I’ll try my best to write them considering I have college. Smut requests are taken (for the characters, not for the celebrities). Also, if the URL doesn’t make it clear enough, I write about Alan Rickman and RDJ and their characters :)
Also, if it’s a character I don’t know yet... I’ll need a little time to watch the movie before writing about them.
p.s. - I write for femme characters :)
And though this should probably be obvious... Minors do not interact with stories that have the smut/18+ tag in the beginning.
A/N: Hello friends :) How's everyone doing? It's been a hot minute, hasn't it? Anyway, I've finally written something that justifies the second half of my url. I'm a little out of practice but I hope you enjoy <3
“I have an interview in about half an hour, so please make sure that you clear my schedule,” Tony announced as he waltzed into his office.
“Already done,” you replied, finishing up tidying his desk. It was typical of him to inform you of these things at the last minute, but it wasn’t like you didn’t have your ways to find out before he did.
“This is why I like you,” Tony said, walking up behind you.
“That’s the reason?” You asked, turning around to face him. Folding your arms across your chest, you teased, “I’m a little offended.”
“If that’s the case…” he said with a smirk tugging at his lips. He propped you onto the table, his hands holding onto the edge on either side of you. Looking into your eyes, he said, “Remind me of the others.”
Your arms wrapped around the back of his neck and you pulled him close. “Gladly,” you said before bringing your lips to meet his. He chuckled as you kissed him hungrily.
His hands slid up your bare thighs, slowly hiking your skirt up as they did. His fingers hooked into your panties, sliding them off and stuffing them into his back pocket.
Just as his kisses moved down your neck, there was a knock on the door. You pushed him away and hopped off the desk immediately. He tutted in annoyance as you smoothed your skirt.
“You know, being the CEO has its perks… like, not meeting every idiot that comes by my office.”
You gave him no response. “Come in,” you called.
Happy walked in and mentioned that there were certain details he wanted to discuss with the boss. With a polite smile, you left the room, leaving behind a frustrated Tony.
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Around twenty minutes later, Happy emerged from Tony’s office.
“All okay?” You asked as he walked past your desk.
“I guess,” he said. “Did something upset him right before I came?”
“No, why do you ask?” You feigned innocence.
“He just… seemed a little frustrated, I guess.”
“Huh. That’s odd…” you said, fighting the smile that threatened to show your amusement at the situation. “I’ll talk to him and make sure he’s feeling alright before his interview,” you assured. “Thank you, Happy.”
“Not a problem, [Y/N],” he replied; giving you a firm nod before taking his leave.
You knocked on the glass door of the office. Upon hearing a very annoyed, “Come in,” you entered the room and saw Tony staring straight at you.
“How was the discussion,” you asked with a smirk plastered on your face.
“I couldn’t stand up for half of it,” he said as he pouted, making you giggle. “Glad you’re amused, sweetheart.”
“Oh, absolutely,” you replied sarcastically. Coming back to work, you reminded him, “Well, I hope you’re all set for the interview. You’re live in 5.”
Tony opened his mouth to speak but paused for a second before he said, “No, actually. Care to set it up for me?”
“…sure,” you played along as you walked up to his desk. After all, all you had to do was log on to the meeting for him. “Care to move?” You asked. He rolled his chair away from the desk, leaving enough room for you to stand between him and the table.
You rolled your eyes as you occupied the space and took hold of the mouse. “Would you like me to bend over as well?” You scoffed, though you knew that it would be taken as a serious suggestion.
“That would be ideal, yes.”
You shook your head as you chuckled softly and bent over slightly. Before you could even begin working, his voice sounded from behind you.
“On your elbows, Ms. [L/N].”
His voice was low making butterflies flutter around in your stomach. Letting out a deep breath, you complied. “Good girl,” he praised.
You couldn’t see him but could feel his gaze on you and your heart was pounding against your chest. Using his foot to nudge yours, he spread your legs and rolled his chair forward so that he was seated somewhat in between them.
You could feel yourself getting wetter and you rushed to finish what you were doing. He placed his hands on your calves, then slowly began dragging them up the length of your legs. As he reached the hem of your skirt, you sprung up and said, “All done!”
Tony laughed at your response and moved his hands away. “Thank you,” he said as you moved away. He eyed you as you tried to regain your composure, a smirk tugging at his lips. Normally, you would’ve done a better job at controlling your reactions but the fact that you had been interrupted earlier made it easier to rile you up.
“You okay?” He asked as though he wasn’t the reason behind your condition.
“Fine,” you said, slightly annoyed. You knew he was getting back at you for what you’d done to him earlier; doing this to you right before he got into his interview. You weren’t going to let him off the hook though.
“You can wait here while I do the interview and then we can leave together. It shouldn’t take too long.”
“Alright,” you said, and then walked over to the couch at the entrance of his office and took a seat. You poured yourself a glass of water in order to help yourself calm down, and watched him as he fixed himself up for the interview. He logged on and you could hear the reporter on the other side ask about the Avengers and all things superheroes. Tuning them out, you began reading comics on your phone.
You looked up from time to time and caught Tony looking past his screen and watching you instead. It had been about half an hour and you were beginning to get bored. You looked over at Tony who was watching you yet again. He looked so done.
You knew that this was your chance. You had behaved yourself for the past half-hour. It was only fair that you got to have a little fun now.
With your gaze matching his, you uncrossed your legs. Tony’s eyes immediately darted lower before he returned his attention to the screen in front of him. He sighed softly as his hands gripped the panties in his pocket. He could see you shifting around from the corner of his eye and returned his attention to you.
You now had one leg resting against the edge of the table in front of you, letting your skirt ride up and give him a better view. You proceeded to move a hand over your already slick folds, throwing your head back at the sensation of your cool fingertips. Your hips bucked forward as you spread your lips and inserted a finger.
Your other hand made its way to your clit, gently rubbing it as your finger pumped in and out of you. You bit your lip, holding back a moan. You looked over at Tony who was looking right at you. He looked you in the eye, his face completely stoic as he returned his gaze to the screen.
His body, however, was responding differently. You walked over to the side of his desk and you could see the erection straining against his pants. He looked away from the screen nonchalantly as he watched you kneel down and slowly crawl towards him. He raised a questioning brow at you and you replied with a mischievous smile.
You quietly made your way under his desk, resting your hands on his knees. Your hands ran up along his thighs, till your hand reached the bulge that was straining against his pants.
He tried grabbing your hands to stop you but didn’t protest much when you broke free of his grip. You palmed him through the pants and he let out a shaky sigh. He subtly shifted in his seat allowing you to pull down his pants.
Your cold hands wrapped around his cock, making it twitch slightly. You began stroking him slowly, building up your pace as you pumped his length.
Just as you thought he was adjusting to the sensation, your lips wrapped around the head. He drew a sharp breath, his hand instinctively making its way into your hair. He took charge as he moved your head up and down his length, his eyes still glued to the screen.
You fondled his balls and your head bobbed up and down his length. You slowly increased the pace, sucking and pumping his thick cock. Finally, he muted the call and said, “Sweetheart, I’m gonna come in that pretty little mouth at this rate.”
You continued your ministrations, letting him know that it was okay. He let out a moan as he bottomed out and came in your mouth. You pulled away, your hands catching cum that was still dripping from his dick.
“Thank you for your time, Mr. Stark,” the interviewer said as he disconnected the call. Tony watched you as you licked your fingers, cleaning his seed off of them.
You gave him a cheeky grin and he said, “What am I gonna do with you?”
ok new tag game ideaa fill these out if you get tagged [but no pressure], ill go first
oh and also if you want to join you can. and no dont be shy no one will judge you ik it seems out of place in joining a tag game when you’re not tagged but i promise it’s completely fine and it wont seem weird in this game <3
oldest mutual: @crystalias
newest mutual: @nico-slander-remastered
irl mutual: @strawberrie-faerie
online mutual: @marveladdictt
why-are-you-still-following-me mutual: @zoppzoop
spam [affectionate] mutual: @idkjustgowithitok
mutual you’d like to get to know more: @aromanticdisaster
oldest mutual: uhhh either @peepolove or @local-aro-cryptid. (also hi both of u. we never talk but you seem nice)
newest mutual: @cnnamonrolls
irl mutual: none. I don’t know any of u
online mutual: if this means “person who is currently online” then uhh i think @strawberrie-faerie is and i assume @faerieofconstellations you are since. you know. u just tagged me
why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual: all of you. i am confused. i like u tho, ur all cool
spam [affectionate] mutual: @endless-insanity, @cnnamonrolls, @thetransfembee. The first two spammed the bee movie script and the third……………… f o r g
mutual you’d like to get to know more: uhhh the writblr mutuals in general I think. if you’re a mutual of mine and ur a writblr but i dont talk to you much please know that i think you are great but i am too shy to talk to you
Oh hi love! Tysm for the tag, I’m glad we became moots :D
Oldest mutual: @fictionalcomforts !! Thank you for being literally one of my first followers + the first person to talk to me and give me a chance! You’re the sweetest and I love talking with you :) <3
Newest mutual: not sure the exact newest but @sxfik and I are pretty newly mutuals!
Irl mutual: none, I’m mortified by the contents of this blog and wouldn’t be able to look my irls in the eyes if they read any of my content so I blocked them 💙
Online mutual (once again I have no irl mutuals so) @astonefield bc ily <3
Why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual: too scared to tag but I have a feeling you know who you are and i admire u so much <3
Spam [affectionate] mutual: @sunflowermotel I swear it’s affectionately!! Your ideas are all so *mwah* and I fucking lOve talking to you sweetheart, I’m so happy we chat pretty often :D
Mutual I’d like to know more: @mendesxruel !! We’ve talked a few times and ur super sweet, I’m so happy to know you!
Eek I love this!! Thank you so much darling, I’m honoured
Oldest mutual: @yogirl-willow - Honestly this girl was such a darling to me from the first moment I joined and her talent blows me away still <3
Newest mutual: @clarrissanewt I believe you are my latest moot and I love that for us
Irl mutual: No no no. I write smut and fanfiction, no way in hell do I want anyone knowing
Online mutual: All of them because refer to above
Why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual: @themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy because how the frick do you think my content is worth following when yours is so immaculate?!
Spam [affectionate] mutual: @scandalous-chaos I LOVE THIS MOOT. We talk way too much and make shit jokes but I would die for her so back off <3
Mutual I’d like to know more: @ddejavvu I know you tagged me in this but you are such a sweetie and I miss interacting with you </3
AAHHH THANK U FOR THE TAG CARLA !! also YOU FANGIRLING WHEN I FOLLOWED YOU IM- 🥺🥺🥺 my messages are always open so dont be shy bestie,,, drop a message 😼💞
oldest mutual: @slythersxth & @eternal-silvertongued-prince been there since the snapetober 2021 arc
newest mutual: no new mutuals so far
irl mutual: none on here….bold of you to assume any irls know of my tumblr FDJJKJF
online mutuals: everyone on here
why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual?: i’m 1000% certain why people are still following me ahem daddy rickman ahem
spam [affectionate] mutuals: @insomniacaesthetic @eternal-silvertongued-prince @deepperplexity LOVE YOU BESTIES
mutual i’d like to know better: @yellowbadgermole @half-blood-slytherpuff @rememberedkisses @ravenkings @lady0fmischief @professor-severus-snape @a-queen-and-her-throne @bloodinthedarksworld @crusheswhimsandfancies @frillions @fooolishwandwaving @impulse-anchor @lilithcromwell @yan-senna @zealouspickleeggdragon + anyone else i have missed out,,, please don’t be shy to drop me a message. i don’t bite and lets be besties :DD
irl mutual: None so far, but I need irl friends who love Snape or Harry Potter in general honestly
online mutuals: *gestures hand at you*
why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual?: Honestly everyone who follows me, I wonder why you’re interested in my ramblings LOL. The days were blogs that I followed started following me though??? 🥺 OMG I was so happy
mutual i’d like to know better: There are so many good Snape/Alan blogs on here that I’d love to get to know better 🥺 So if you wanna chat please don’t be shy! Just tagging some blogs that I love and would love to get to know more :) @myobscureimaginarium @yellowbadgermole @a-queen-and-her-throne @dustyhellebore @sllyther-in @lilkrabss @rickmandowneyjr @slythersxth @ac1d6urn @rose2jam & honestly so many more I can’t even begin to list.
AHH thank you for the tag @monster-energies and @eternal-silvertongued-prince !! 💕 you’re both absolute delights 😽
Oldest mutual: @blackcloudwalker or @bestieswithmydarkthoughts ..honestly thanks for sticking around through every phase of this blog??? It’s eclectic af
Newest mutual: @crusheswhimsandfancies
Irl mutuals: bold assumption 😂😂
Online mutuals: 👋 👋
Why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual: literally anyone who is still reading this or putting up with me???? *but also thank you for the interactions
Spam [affectionate] mutuals: @blackcloudwalker @monster-energies and I love you both for it 🥰
Mutuals I’d like to know better: @bellshells @rickmandowneyjr @blackcloudwalker @snapesnailtape @marril96 @deepperplexity @ac1d6urn @21stcenturyyfoxx @bluefirefox23 @itsmeelysemarie @alwaysrickman … and anybody else who I forgot or who would like to :)
Thanks for the tag @eternal-silvertongued-prince and @a-queen-and-her-throne <3
Oldest mutual: @deluxejun or if you wanna count someone I met on Tumblr, @sapphicdt :)
Newest mutual: @yellowbadgermole
Irl mutuals: @deluxejun (my lovely friend who proofreads almost all of my one-shots) and @highmurga who actually created a Tumblr account solely to follow me when they found out about my writing lol.
Online mutuals: all my mutuals except those two ^
Why-are-you-still-following-me-mutual: idk why most of my mutuals follow me lol but I'm very grateful for each and every one of them <3
Spam [affectionate] mutuals: @deluxejun I spam them and they put up with it soooo thanks <3
Mutuals I’d like to know better: @mrsseverussnape @deepperplexity @mrssnivellussnape @yellowbadgermole @yourmizumono
Here are my favourite writers since I cannot decide on a favourite fix to save my life:
You, obviously - literal ray of sunshine and such a sweet person.
@xrqkayo - everything is amazing
@wellsayhelloaagin and @maximotts are the cutest power couple and their writing is *chefs kiss*
@widow-maximov
@alotofpockets
@archichilled - sweetest little fics I’ve ever read
@didujustcallmedumb - username cracks me up every time
@traveler-at-heart
@temptationsbrew
@lesbesapphic
@maximoffsdetka - I love this username, detka makes my fluffy-deprived heart warm
@nats-dreamland
@vancityfire13
@clueless-sapphic
@captains-simp
@all-i-askofyou
@abimess
@yellowvxbes - best guy I’ve had the privilege to talk to.
Literally all of these writers make a smile grow on my lips whenever I get a notification, and they are all some of the most genuine people I’ve seen.
This is also a reminder to each and every one of you - your writing is enough. It doesn’t matter how long it takes for you to put something out, because you are not being paid for this. You have lives, you have friends, relationships, families, school, work - you are human beings.
You are enough.
Love you all, a possible future writer 💓💗💖💘💝💞💕❣️❤️🩹❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎
this is incredibly sweet 🥺🥺🥺
every writer you’ve listed on here truly is so talented and deserves to see how appreciated they are!!! ❤️
@sunshinexweasley @tonystarkscumslutz @ssahotchswife @ssahotchie @h0tch-r0cket @hoe4hotchner @arsonhotchner @hotchnerxo @wishuhadstayed @will-on-the-internet and so many more!!
aw, tenchu Carla. I wasn’t expecting this. Thank you. You are one of the greatest as well.
Now, these people are great. I mean their works are godtier. They literally saved my sanity. When I’m feeling off, I come running to these authors’ works. Their works are giving me peace. I love you all. ANd I’m forever thankful for it.
Thank you @yellowbadgermole 🥺 I really adore your writing and artwork too <3 And thank you to @eternal-silvertongued-prince as well. Your writing is just *chef's kiss* :)
I feel like I haven't read too many fics to be able to give a long list of recommendations but out of the ones that I HAVE read, these authors' fics have been a real treat. Love you guys and keep up your amazing work. Thank you <33
@seriouslysnape @yourmizumono @deepperplexity @mrsseverussnape @mrssnivellussnape @fandom-puff @specialagentlokitty @snapes-boggart @snapefiction @bibli0thecary @madamsidra @augustsnape (this is off the top of my head rn. I'm sure I'm forgetting a few ;-;)
i was tagged by @earthbound-in-doubt (thank you!!!)
favorite color: red!!
currently reading: in the dream house by carmen maria machado
last song: i think we’re alone now (cover by green day)
last series: mythbusters (i watched it all the time as a kid so i’m rewatching it)
last movie: the conjuring 3: the devil made me do it
sweet, savory, or spicy: sweet!
currently working on: my mental health lmao
tagging: @midasinc @pumpkinspice-prouvaire @jaskierstransmascswag @infinity-and-luck @juliensorelisoverparty @courfeyracs-swordcane and because i can’t think of anyone else i’ll say anyone else who wants to do this (seriously you can tag me if you want to do this)
I was tagged by nobody and no-one because I have the audacity.
favorite color: green, dark blue and black
currently reading: the thursday murder club by richard osman
last song: know you better by black pumas
last series: arcane
last movie: the grand budhapest hotel dir. wes anderson
sweet, savory or spicy: sweet and spicy
currently working on: slowly allowing people to witness my internal chaos in small, processable doses.
And also I want to tag @zephyrphnomeny @wellpresseddaisy @st-severus @potion-daddy @myobscureimaginarium @snapeingturtle @girilimoni @chanccart @sayssnape @imfuckinready @dementedlollipop @deliriumsdelight7 @scribbler-spot @dranna @snivellussnoop, @foxyx, edit: and everyone else I interact with.
Warnings: too sweet (lmao I'm so witty. jk), things get a little steamy so it's 13+ only pls
Word count: 1184
A/N: Hello, friends! I realise that I'm late (still dying because of college and I've managed to fall sick now) but I'll be doing the Rickmas Challenge 2021 by @deepperplexity (or at least, trying to. My days might be all off but I just like the prompts too much to not do them lol) I'll be writing shorter drabbles/one-shots. Hope you like them! <3
"You know... Considering how much you love sweets and baked goods, you really should learn how to bake," you said as you entered the pantry to look for ingredients.
"I agree, but I lack the motivation when I have such a beautiful girlfriend who bakes so well," Sinclair said, wrapping his arms around your waist as he slightly pulled you back into his chest. He hunched over as he rested his chin on your shoulder.
:"Maybe I should stop, then," you said, spinning around to face him with a smirk. "That ought to be enough motivation, I believe."
He leaned back, still holding you, and furrowed his brows as he looked you in the eye. "You take that back right now! Don't even joke about something like that."
"Who said I was joking?" you chuckled.
He pouted slightly and you said, "Come on, Mr. Bryant. We're gonna teach you how to bake today." He gave you puppy-dog eyes but you simply raised an eyebrow at him, making him put his arms up defensively at your expression.
"Alright, then. What are we making?" he asked as you rolled the sleeves of his sweatshirt up. "What do you feel like eating?" you asked, as you moved him to the side of you. He went into deep thought and was silent for quite a while.
"That's a great strategy. If you never answer, you won't have to bake," you teased. He snapped out his thoughts and said, "Ah! It's not like that! I just couldn't decide between cookies and brownies," he chuckled.
"I know, darling. I was only teasing," you said, pecking him on the cheek. "Also, who says we have to choose? We can combine the two."
"Wait, what?" Sinclair looked absolutely stunned at your words and looked at you like an overwhelmed child in a toy store. "We can do that?"
"Um... yes? Have you never had a brookie before?" you asked.
"It even has a name?!"
You nodded as you chuckled at Sinclair visibly bouncing with excitement. You started your preparation and Sinclair followed you around till you told him to preheat the oven and get bowls to prepare the batter in. You stood next to him, giving him instructions on what, and how much to add. How wet ingredients needed to be mixed together, and then the dry ingredients are mixed in a different bowl before they're folded in. Being the curious cat that he was, Sinclair was eager and quick to learn.
As he was mixing the ingredients together, you saw that his hair kept getting in his face and had an idea. You asked him to continue as you ran upstairs to your bedroom. You rummaged through your dresser, looking for what you wanted.
You returned to the kitchen when he was about to fold the dry ingredients in. With your hands behind your back, you approached him and asked him to move away from the counter. Stepping in between him and the counter, you asked him to shut his eyes and he did. His eyebrows furrowed as he felt you put a hairband on him and he was about to open his eyes when you said, "Keep them shut for just a little longer, please."
"Okay," he answered.
His eyes opened instantly when he heard the camera go off and was planning on scolding you just a little, but was unable to when he saw how happily you were smiling. And rightfully so. Sinclair looked absolutely adorable in the hairband you had put on him; it had little dog ears and the colour almost matched Sinclair's hair.
Since it made you so happy, Sinclair kept the hairband on (at least that's what he claimed, but you could tell it was growing on him). Once the batter was mixed, you scooped a little bit with your finger, giving it a taste test before putting it in the oven. As he watched you lick your finger clean, Sinclair thought to himself, 'Think pure thoughts. If I knock everything off the counter now, I won't get to taste the brookie.'
"This tastes great, Sinclair! Not at all bad for your first time baking," you said cheerily, and Sinclair looked very pleased with himself.
As Sinclair, poured the batter into the tin and put it into the oven, you cleaned up the kitchen and put everything away. As you were finishing up, Sinclair came up behind you once again. He placed his arms on either side of you and used his body to pin you against the counter. He placed soft, gentle kisses along your neck, making you moan softly as he made his way up to your ear. His hot breath sent goosebumps all over your body as he said, "If you make pretty sounds like that, we're gonna be in trouble, love."
You felt him place his large hand on your thigh and he gave it a light squeeze. You bucked your hips backwards, pressing against him in an attempt to escalate things faster.
"Patience, darling," he teased in return. He returned his attention to your neck, being a little rougher this time. You surely would've lost your balance if Sinclair hadn't been holding you up.
His hand quickly slid up to your waist as he turned you to face him and his finger tilted your head up to meet his gaze. You saw him, still in the hairband and finally got some control over your senses as you said, "Let's stop here or we're going to burn the brookies." He looked taken aback and was about to speak but you cut him off, saying, "We both know you're not gonna stop anytime soon if you start now. So, let's eat some dessert and then we can work it off afterwards, hmm?"
He simply chuckled in agreement, not being able to refute your statement. Then, you both snuggled up on the couch till the oven beeped. As soon as it did, Sinclair jumped up and rushed to get the brookies out; in his excitement, he nearly forgot to wear mittens but thankfully, you called out from the living room and reminded him.
Entering the kitchen, you told him that he needed to be patient for a few more minutes and let the brookies cool down before he could take a bite. He paced around impatiently for those few minutes that felt like an eternity. When you finally fed him a bite, the look of joy on his face was unmatchable. Sinclair had always been a foodie and loved trying new things. That, paired with the sweet tooth that he had, made this quite an enjoyable moment for him.
Once you both had finished eating, you got up to put the plate away and said, "So, learning how to bake was good after all."
"Definitely! I had a lot of fun. Thank you," he said as he got up and hugged you.
"Anytime. It was fun for me too," you said, hugging him back.
He lifted you off the ground, scooping you up in his arms as you held onto him for support. "What are you doing?" you asked, surprised.
"Just because the brookies were great, doesn't mean I forgot. We've had the dessert. Now, it's time to work it off, right?"
(if you wanna be added to my taglist, let me know!)
Hello. Yes, it still is active. I'm just currently swamped with college work haha. I do have an AO3 (and Wattpad) account under the same name, 'rickmandowneyjr'. I have a fic posted on those platforms. As for a masterlist, I've wanted to make one for a while, and I've finally made one now, thanks to this ask (I just realised I have quite a few one-shots now lol). Check it out here.
Also, thank you so much <3 I'm glad you enjoy my stories.
I'll try and upload something new soon. Thank you for your patience, friends :)
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Love you all dearies! @snapefiction @warmandbeautifulpaulie @rickmandowneyjr @rosaline-black @thesecretwriter @inflation-of-mind @dionysus-lover-ao3 @lunnybunny12 @myamortentia @moony-n-snape
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Wait @birkastan2018 this was cute as hell??? Thanks for the tag! I was super happy to be able to circle the dog mom one because I got a new dog!! 🥺🥺 And of course, fellow foodies 🍔🍱🍣🌮🍛🥟🍦🍧
Thanks for the tag @mrsseverussnape :) And sorry I'm so late ;-; College just got super busy and we're starting offline soon so it's only gonna get worse rip (also why I haven't been able to write lately, but I'll try and update soon <3)
This was really fun to do!! Here's mine if anyone is interested hehe
Hello, friends! Chapter 6 of "Severendipitous Love" is now up on Wattpad and AO3 :)
I really enjoyed writing this one and think it's super fun lol. I hope you enjoy reading it just as much. Drop a comment cause I love reading what y'all think and it motivates me to write <3
A teeny tiny spoiler for those who want it, under the cut ;)
Get ready to meet Sev lol
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hiii <3 could i request phil allen x reader with phil giving reader a calm haircut after reader comes home from a stressful day? with phil’s cute snarky jokes and fluffff :)) it’s not one of alan’s more popular characters but if you have seen blow dry i think it would be super cute! if not that’s perfectly okay!! i hope you have a great day <33
A/N: I actually started this the same day I got it because I had seen Blow Dry that same week and was really excited to write Phil (cause ugh that mine is so fine) but then I needed some time to figure him out. The movie doesn't define his personality too much. So, I finally thought of how to write him and here's my take. Hope you like it, nonnie :)
Also, you can really tell that I nearly went in a smutty direction a couple of times but then I was like, "No... fluff. You're writing fluff." lol.
The bell that furnished the door to the shop rang with a piercing sound, followed by a loud slam. Heavy footsteps against the wooden floorboards, and then a soft thud were heard, which he assumed to be his lovely girlfriend dropping herself on the sofa.
It sounded like you'd had a tiring day so he approached slowly and carefully. Making light footfalls as he walked out to your living room, he peeped through the doorway before entering. Sure enough, you were on the tiny sofa in the room, the piece of furniture cradling your body as you curled up in it. Your head turned in his direction as he walked towards you, the cute little frown on your face fading as you saw him.
"Rough day?" he asked, crouching down next to the couch.
You hummed as you stretched your arms out, asking for a hug. Instead, he grabbed your hands and pulled you up, hoisting you to your feet. You raised an eyebrow in question as he smiled at you. "Does my misery bring you joy, love?" you asked sarcastically.
He rolled his eyes and simply interlaced his fingers with yours as he dragged you out of the room and into the foyer, that was, the shop. You smiled at him, knowing what he was suggesting. You slipped your jacket off and revealed the tight, crop top underneath and Phil sighed as he watched you.
"Eyes on her hair, Phil," he reminded himself, causing you to chuckle.
He sat you down in the chair, turning on the water to wash your hair before he worked with it. You leaned back, the cool water soothing your scalp as he wet your hair. Taking a little bit of shampoo and lathering it in his hands, he asked, "So, what happened?"
You started off all agitated, "Mrs. Dudley really ought to learn to keep her nose out of other people's business!" He hummed in acknowledgement and you continued, "She won't give me a break. Honestly, I could just- ohhh," you moaned as he gently began massaging your scalp.
Phil chuckled at the sudden change in your mood and smiled to himself about being able to help you relax. "Go on," he encouraged, bringing you back to your senses as you said, "...yes." You took a deep breath and proceeded, your tone much more relaxed this time around. "Then, after my little chat with her, I went to the dry cleaner's and they were closed. I had to drive all the way to the other end of town to drop off the clothes for the event day after."
"You still haven't shown me your dress. I wanna see how you look in it," he interjected.
"I can't afford you ripping it before the event, darling," you teased. He cleared his throat and said, "You make me sound like some kind of animal."
"You're not an animal, darling... but why do you think I buy a new dress for every event we have to attend?" you bluntly said, flustering the poor man. "Each one has been ripped off once we've gotten home."
"Well, it's your fault for looking so damn beautiful!" he defended.
A blush tinted your cheeks as you chuckled. "I'm not complaining, love," you winked. "But I'm just not letting you see me in it before you need to."
He pouted in disappointment and said, "...fine. Go on."
As he finished washing your hair, you told him about your trip around the city and how someone nearly crashed into your car and he was quite engrossed, honestly. However, when you told him that you nearly got into a fistfight, he spun the chair around, making you face him. "You? In a fistfight? With what, a chicken?" he laughed.
You simply huffed and crossed your arms, pouting. Slumped in the chair, you gave him a death stare, and he threw his hands up defensively. "Alright, sorry. I'm done," he said, catching his breath and pecking your cheek. "Who was it, then?"
You stayed silent, concerning him slightly, and he asked, "Love, if it actually got serious, I'll handle them first thing tomorrow. So-"
"...a raccoon," you murmured. Phil shut up instantly, taking a moment to process what you had said. He straightened up, and you could see him trying to control his laughter. Clamping a hand over his mouth, he started shaking as he chuckled.
"Hey! Raccoons are tough, alright?!" you defended.
At this, he burst out laughing, "Oh, I'm sure they are!" A few tears escaped his eyes and he wiped them asking, "Are you alright?"
"Fine," you mumbled in an annoyed tone. He kept chuckling and you said, "It's not that funny."
"No, of course not," he giggled. "I just had the thought that you are quite similar to a raccoon."
"Excuse me?" you said, narrowing your eyes at him.
"Well, it's just... so tiny, yet so feral, and the fact you should be terrified when you're around them with food in hand."
"I-" you stuttered. "I can't really argue with that," you chuckled, finding the comparison funny, yourself. The two of you laughed for a good minute and you'd totally forgotten about the stressful day you'd had.
Phil was the first to calm down and he asked, "So, what kind of a look are we feeling?"
You didn't have to think; you knew what you wanted - it was a change. "What do you think of me in a pixie?" you asked, a little nervous about what he'd think. He looked surprised at your request but simply said, "I think you'd rock any hairstyle, sweetheart. A pixie, however..." You tried to hide your disappointment at his words but he noticed it, giving you a sweet smile as he continued, "I think you'd look too adorable in one."
Your face lit up as you wore a beaming smile that made his heart melt. He cupped your cheek as he leaned in, planting a soft kiss on your lips. He smiled into the kiss and you couldn't help but mimic him as a smile crept on yours, too.
"Now sit still," he ordered as he pulled away, before spinning you around to face the mirror, once again.
"Yes, sir," you teased, and he simply rolled his eyes. You watched him in the mirror as he trimmed most of your hair off, with an electric razor. He was so focused on what he was doing, and it was very attractive. After a minute of silence, he spoke up, his eyes still focused on your hair. "You'll find that you can continue talking even when you're sitting still."
"Sorry. I was just too busy watching my beautiful boyfriend at work." For a moment, he paused, his eyes shifting to look at you, only to find you smirking at him in the mirror. He quickly continued working, mumbling, "Fair enough," as a faint blush tinted his cheeks. The sight made your heart flutter.
"Also, I have nothing else to say," you stated. "I've already told you about my day. Hey, that rhymed!" you chirped.
He just laughed and was silent for a bit, before saying, "Well, who won the fight? You or the raccoon?"
You glared at him with an unamused expression. "What? I'm curious!" he defended.
"Nearly got into a fistfight, Phil," you reminded. "It didn't actually happen."
"What a shame," he sulked, and you said, "Please, just cut my hair. I can't even walk-off, all annoyed, with half my hair, cut." He laughed and did as asked, returning his attention to your hair. He worked swiftly, and with precision as he switched to scissors. You watched him intently, mentally playing a game where you checked off all his cute little habits as you spotted them. The way he stuck his tongue out, ever-so-slightly, when he was entirely focused; the way a subtle smirk played at his lips when he was happy with how a certain piece of hair framed your face.
Once he was done cutting, he stepped away for a second, and you couldn't take your eyes off yourself. You admired the new hairstyle in the mirror and he leaned against your chair with a satisfied smile and asked, "Shall we blow-dry?"
"We shall," you smiled back. Once he was completely finished, you loved it even more; your hair was longer on top and the sides were faded. "I look so cool!" you exclaimed. "This little hair right here," you said, pointing to a strand that fell on your face, "Kinda makes it look similar to your hair. Though mine is more awesome." You smirked at him and said, "Maybe I should get a scalp tattoo like Sandra. With the faded sides, it'd be visible and I'd look so badass."
"Maybe then you'll be badass enough to actually take on a raccoon as well," he replied, and you got out of your seat. You took a few steps closer till your body was pressed against his.
Your voice was low as you said, "You know, I was planning on returning the favour-"
"You are not cutting my hair! You're not even-"
You sighed and continued, "You gave me a blow-dry and I was going to give you something similar..." At that, he raised a brow and said, "Is that so?"
"Mhmm," you smiled. Switching to a stoic expression, you said, "But you've talked your way out of that," and walked off, making your way into the house and up the stairs.
Clearly taken aback by the change in your demeanour, Phil just stood there, processing everything that had happened. After a few seconds, he chased after you, screaming, "[Y/N], no! Love, I'm sorry! Please don't do this! You could totally take on a raccoon!"
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Hello! Chapter 5 of "Severendipitous Love" is up on Wattpad and AO3 :)
Hopefully, this chapter helps clarify things a little and it makes sense. Drop a comment and lemme know what you think of the story so far. It's very nice to hear your thoughts <3
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