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Anti-Love - cruel, unhealthy, hateful love and regret for a bitter Valentine’s Day

DIY Orgasms - Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - who needs love? Not me/ who needs friends? I got me/ who needs drugs? ME!/ who needs sex? i got me//

Tainted Love - Soft Cell - This tainted love you’ve given/ I give you all a boy could give/ You take my tears and that’s not nearly all//

Landfill - Daughter - Leave me on the tracks/ To wait until the morning train arrives/ Don’t you dare look back/ Walk away//

#1 Crush - Garbage - I will burn for you/ Feel pain for you/ I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart/ And tear it apart//

Kiss with a Fist - Florence + the Machine - Blood sticks, sweat drips/ Break the lock if it don’t fit/ A kick in the teeth is good for some/ A kiss with a fist is better than none//

Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey - Jim raised me up/ He hurt me but it felt like true love//

Your Ex-Lover is Dead - Stars - I’m not sorry I met you/ I’m not sorry it’s over/ I’m not sorry there’s nothing to save//

Love me Dead - Ludo - You suck so passionately/ You’re a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin’ my heart/ You call me a drunk/ Does the fun ever start?/ You’re hideous and sexy//

I Really Want You to Hate Me - Meg Myers - I really want you to hate me/ I really want you to find/ That I am bitter and angry/ That I’m no mother of a child//

Lover to Lover - Florence + the Machine - There’s no salvation for me now/ No space among the clouds/ And I feel I’m heading down/ But that’s alright//

Heart-Shaped Box - Father John Misty - Broken hymen of Your Highness, I’m left back/ Throw on down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back//

I’m Not a Good Person - Pat the Bunny - I’m not a good person/ Ask anyone who knows me/ I’m mean and bitter/ And a failure at everything that I say I believe//

Said the Spider to the Fly - The Paper Chase - Good things die all the time/ So God bless your heart, vengeance is mine/ “Kiss me like you mean goodbye,” said the spider to the fly//

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Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer

As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver

The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use.

It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way.

Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.

Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer.

That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%.

The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry.

I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am. Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.

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Read this and immediately bought it on Amazon for $180. I spend $15 a week to have my laundry done so this pays for itself in 3 months for me. THANK YOU JESUS.

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SO IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY!!!!

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i know some people wanted a source but this is Ellarie on insta and youtube!

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i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers

plus, you can look at it in 3d!

theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you don’t have to have a program for that!

you can view it here!

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Cage The Elephant - Kids (MGMT cover)

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i like everything way too much everythings alright i feel alright

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Rose Shaped Baked Apple Dessert…RECIPE

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College Packing Index Cards: Use these index cards as a college packing guide — you don’t have to bring everything on the list.

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Holy shiiiiit. This just saved me so much time.

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when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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You always say you’ll be the crocodile, but you never commit!

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Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

How to install

Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

How to use

When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.