Ethan-Senpai

My name's Ethan and I post trash. Twitter: https://twitter.com/RiddlerSenpai

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

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[spookihope]

2020 vibes

[ambassadorquark]

roll a d20 for a stupid trait to incorporate into your next d&d character

illiterate

speaks in a ridiculous accent

your setting’s equivalent of a scientologist

libertarian

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their dad

morally opposed to masturbation

writes fanfic about campaign relevant figures of your choice

insecure about their height

does nude sketches of their party members, entirely from imagination

investigates or attempts to identify things exclusively by licking them

sexually attracted exclusively to a weird thing of the player’s choice

divorced

takes every possible opportunity to talk about their mom

their primary weapon or arcane focus can talk, but is extremely annoying

avoids swearing at all costs

embarrassingly sex positive

their backstory is an elaborate lie they came up with to sound cooler

collects whatever the player decides is their slain enemies’ funniest body part

enthusiastically eats things like bugs and rats

flips a coin to make decisions, no matter how important

[that-one-guy-who-does-the-thing]

ah yes, super smash bros

(rest of em under the read more thing)

Keep reading

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[princechorus]

Me 2 yrs old in the grocery basket when my mom goes down the soup aisle

[dm-paul-weber]

Since May 2016 I’ve created well over 200 monsters, NPC’S, weather, hazards, traps, and items to add to Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition adventures and campaigns. Here is a list of FREE available material so far. Use the links below to download them from google drive. New content always available first on my Facebook group page. https://www.facebook.com/groups/dmweber/ Jungle Encounters https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlzB4FzIyPQemxpMW9ZTDg2VzQ/view?usp=sharing 

Arctic Encounters https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlzB4FzIyPQMDF6UE45TTZSakU/view?usp=sharing 

Desert Encounters https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlzB4FzIyPQTWtEb2wza2Q1S28/view?usp=sharing 

Holiday Encounters https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlzB4FzIyPQd1lsdUhZaXF5blU/view?usp=sharing 

Jurassic Encounters https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzlzB4FzIyPQRGZRcXdqalBhc3M/view?usp=sharing

What’s in the PDF

Jungle Encounters has over 50 monsters, NPC’s, new races, weather patterns, and traps. Arctic Encounters has over 40 monsters, NPC’S, new races and weather patterns Desert Encounters has over 50 monsters, NPC’S, weather Patterns, Encounter ideas, new races and items. Holiday Encounters has over 30 Monsters, new races, and items. Jurassic Encounters has over 30 Monsters, and items.

[kenkuarchive]

These are amazing, honestly. The first time I used one of these was the Desert Encounters and my players fucking loved it. I made them encounter a Blank on their way to a city, they fought over who could take care of it for days but eventually forgot to bring him with them to the next city…

[pwbi]

The amount of content within these is actually insane. I held off on reblogging this for a little while to check through it, and man am I impressed by how much there is to work with

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[jacearthereal]

I will reblog just to test.

[jjbubblez7]

Mum just gave me $50

[supernovajazzy]

I need this!

[everydaylouie]

a computer dreams of being a cowboy

[machelor]

always sunny episode where nathan fielder helps their business

[burgundybirds]

ladies and gentlemen this is mambo (without) no. 5 

[enevun]

aeiou

[beetnelson]

[zachsilberberg]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (dir. David Lynch, 2013)

[brittany-murphy]

i cant believe you made its always sunny look like some indie film

[daveocean]

need this to be deleted

[riddler-senpai]

Continuation of Day 0 of STN, the view of the Virgin Airlines plane cabin. (at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport)

[riddler-senpai]

Day 0 of STN equates to about 2,923,000 calories. Can't wait to see how the rest of the week goes. #stn #shulaburger (at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport)

[riddler-senpai]

My current mood as the 3rd quarter is ending soon. Then we enter the final 9 weeks.... Yikes!