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shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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EXPECTATIONS
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Misplaced Lens Cap
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Color Me Curious
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why don’t you watch the season 1 finale of derry girls and maybe you’ll understand the necessity of love and friendship in the face of terror and violence and the enduring hope that keeps humanity going during its darkest moments
6 hour long fight at this year’s Tolkien Historical Society Conference about whether Middle Earth has bees, before I reminded everyone that the Rohirrim had mead halls, which means they had honey, which means there’s bees. Everyone sighed and the conference continued. This is the life of a Tolkien scholar.
It’s what he would have wanted
op why did you wait six hours
Because it’s what Tolkien would have wanted
Happy National Tweed Day from Marty and Winslow!
That is a Majestical Beast
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The Phantom of the Opera is so funny if you divorce it from the gothic opera house atmosphere like imagine if there was just some guy living underneath your local DMV and everyone KNOWS he lives down there and he’s demanding $20k a month to stop him from going up there and harassing the clerks
ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents
technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier
without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife
he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them
i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania
lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children
once again: i would die for him
More cool stuff: Gisele is a Brazilian immigrant and she co-founded 412 food rescue, which is a nonprofit focused on ending hunger and sustainably fighting food waste. She also trolls her husband on Twitter a lot and has fully embraced the acronym SLOP (Second Lady of Pennsylvania).
How could you leave out arguably the best part where she takes pictures of the two of them like this because she’s normal human sized and he’s The Mountain from game of thrones
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A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.
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no. i don’t want whatever you’re selling
let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH THAT’S MUNINN
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
for anyone who can’t listen with sound, they’re speaking in Spanish. The song that the caller was thinking of has the lyrics “This is the Rhythm of the Night”, which sounds like “Are those reebok or nike” spoken in Spanish “son reebok o son nike” (Nike pronounced without the ending e)
Do you remember anything fun that you’ve made as a kid? I was really proud of this “camera” I made out of a tea box. I filled it with hand-drawn “photographs” and was very disappointed when people and objects wouldn’t reenact them accurately enough at my request.
This is the cutest damn thing I have ever seen
beautiful
there he goes
piss vortex
I don’t think we’re peeing in Kansas any more, Toto…
Also, the word TURDIS just crossed my mind…
