[tropiyas]

[blogofori]

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

[sushinfood]

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[retroactivebakeries]

[legen-drumrollplease-dary-deact]

[pancakeke]

be an animal. cause problems.

[zephyere]

I would actually kill for all of them, I’m sure Byleth agrees 

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[robsource]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[astromechs]

took the words right out of my mouth

[frogmp3]

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for

[sakura-kinomotos]

PEDRO PASCAL Narcos 3.03

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[cyancees]

New concept: Kaito thirsting after Shuichi but he doesn’t even realize he’s thirsting after him in the first place

kaito no homota

i accidentally projected my 14 year old self onto him

[eggsaladstain]

okay but pimento being a guest judge on a tv baking show that’s actually a front for an elaborate murder plot is 1000% a plotline that belongs on b99

nbc, make it so

[verdanturf]

im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what's going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[da5haexowin]

*standing in front of the microwave composing a stand-up comedy routine in a bad, fake Scottish accent whilst doing side-to-side squats and waiting for my pizza rolls to finish* and now my soul is free, lads

[skeletoninspace]

Mr Rogers, if you would be so kind as to choke me

[ncgh-deactivated20140802]

[death-by-lulz]

I didn’t know I needed Spanky’s approval until I got it.

[polypeptide]