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[lookskindadeadinside]

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

[angelicguy]

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[softestbuckley]

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

[beanerbrujx]

Some of you have never seen Rock Lee drop his weights during the Chunin Exams and it shows

[sophsmagotes]

there’s something to be said for people who genuinely make you feel safer. even if they’re far away from you, their existence is so calming and beautiful, that it makes everything seem better somehow.

[wanderingcas]

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

[castielsdisciple]

Modern Author’s Note on Ao3: might discuss some possible triggers, thank readers for comments, apologize for a delay in update, etc–talking to reader, essentially.

Author’s Note on FFN back in 2010: 

Author: Y’all are gonna love this cahpter!!!! [Character] not sooooo much

Character:…wh–what’s gonna happen?

Author: Don’t worry about it! ^.^

Character: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??

Author: ;)

Character: D:

those were dark, dark days, man. Today’s Fandom Freshman are sure lucky they missed this. 

[tenoko1]

This when right alongside the detailed disclaimers to avoid lawsuits.

[hazeldomain]

Don’t forget that the author was broken into at least five separate voices, ‘Inside Out’ style.

[officialgleamstar]

or where you would have ask blogs for your ocs except it was just in a ff.net story. basically an entire classic authors note except people would ask questions. that was my childhood.

[zwritestuff]

Y'all forgot that sometimes we also appeared in the middle of the text with notes like “(author: noooo >:( character is such a b*tch!!!! character: I’M NOT!!!!)” And it was the crimgiest shit ever but we had fun doing it lmao

[stars-for-thought]

[themoontookourvibe]

[a-ard]

finally finished those Iruka doodles

[valtsv]

anyway you should cherish ur weird friends

[valtsv]

treasure that friend who’ll yell nonsense sounds at you until you’re both gibbering back and forth like ancient humanity at the tower of babel. love the friend u can make eye contact with before saying some absolute jackshit inside joke you share at the same time and collapsing in entirely unnecessary fits of laughter. acknowledge how lucky you are to have someone you can text at 3am in the morning when you’re on a tangent of a tangent on your bullshit and NEED to blabber incoherently about it to someone or you’ll explode. don’t take for granted the people you know you can talk to about literally anything without fear of judgement or disinterest. because people like that? they’re few and far between.

[tankaramo]

me: *projects my whole entire self onto a fictional character* me: truly incredible just how alike we are

[queefybuttcheeks]

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

[straightboyfriend]

id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”

[straightboyfriend]

people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt

[anarchy-kisses]

s/o to me cause i really be going through it and i pick myself up every damn time

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[striddums]

a baby

[garbanzoobean]