Common Blood. Designer Heart.

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[rigantonathegreatqueen]

Buckle up.

[unclefather]

[valtsv]

it's essential to own at least one completely useless item that does nothing except sit in your room somewhere and bring you joy by existing. for your health or whatever.

[theartofmany]

Artist: null hypothesis _ Title: From the novel “Under the Oak Tree” “Fanart for a Korean novel “Under the Oak Tree” with inspiration from Inge Prader’s recreation of Gustav Klimt’s “Beethoven Frieze”” Wonderful piece…

[higgity-heck]

*hands you a cow* *hands you a cow* *hands y

[bigdickdaddysatan]

*to the tune of the dance of Italy* it's a mental breakdown ho woah woah

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[rigantonathegreatqueen]

just a simple guy with his corn bone

[partthreecaejose]

italian beatles

[sesamebri]

he’s nervous at the thought of holding your hand …

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[darrenpillowscriss]

This is, hands down, the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life.

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[humorduke]

[exu-lan-sis]

guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege

[exu-lan-sis]

i could not make this up