ANNOUNCING A NEW blog FEATURE: THE RBU's
FRACTURED DICKTIONARY
July 2025
1st Edition
incontinence – inability to live on “the continent”, EUROPE. Many Americans are incontinent.
far-fetched – when you thought your dog ran away from home, but he was just chasing the stick you threw that landed in the bed of a pickup passing by
gorgeous – there are many gorges that make up the Grand Canyon (it's gorgeous)
Herald – someone whose name is spelled differently than expected
aspect – what a woman in Oregon suffered on a sunny summer day when a murder of crows dive bombed her, beak first while she was lying nude on her stomach on the veranda
foiled – the use of aluminum foil as a hat to stop the evil rays from outer space
lapidary – when you spill milk in your lap
numismatic – like a Vegematic, but for numbing the pain in your ass
original - gin that is mined instead of distilled
jurisprudence – whenever a woman named Prudence is selected for jury duty
calisthenics – people who bemoan what it used to be like in California in “the good old days”
derided – thrown off the downtown bus for being an asshole
executive – your boss is your nice looking ex wife
malpractice – whenever someone goes to the mall to hone there shopping skills instead of online
parsonage – the age of the son you've trained to play golf when he finally made par
seminarian – someone who works at a Sperm Bank
temperance – controlling your anger when you see someone you hate on the news
undeniable – a garment which has a secondary use as underwear
verisimilitude – when your bad attitude at work is just the same this month as it was last month
amplitude – your “dude” next store neighbor simply cannot stop playing his music too loud
kilt – a dead animal seen on the side of the road
qualitative – the best mashed potatoes you've ever had
relativity – the feeling of panic you have during the too many family gatherings at the holidays
I hope you enjoyed. The next edition will come out when it does.....RBU
