It's Riley Time, Bay-Bee

20s | They/Them Mostly reblogs. Maybe some original content if I'm feeling particularly in the mood to share.

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[cavewolf]

the fact that splatoon three lets you be an octoling in the hero mode is something so funny to me

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[iamaweirdviper]

As far as I’m concerned, pokemon villain writing peaked with Guzma. Legitimately worried about the erosion of culture due to hyper-tourism surrounding their sacred rites and practices. Abused as a child, ran away from home to start his countries only youth hostel for similarly troubled kids, and funds it with crime. Bug type specialist, with an ace that is mostly known for its first stage being cowardly. Cultivates a big scary persona as a defense mechanism to protect himself and his members, no one can beat big bad Guzma, so they don’t have to be afraid anymore. His grunts trust him enough to ask him for help when they screw up, despite the fact that they all come from troubled homes. Was so significant that pokemon switched from having cartoonishly evil bad guys and teams to the current model of “sympathetic and understandable antagonist that has some very good points, even as they oppose the protagonist, and is in some way actively doing good in their community by supporting those who are the most in need of assistance, due to some legitimate failing of the current system.” There is a cartoon villain looming behind him, but they’re a twist and not the main team presented. Everyone wants to be him, but they can never replicate the perfection that is this man.

Thank you for your service Guzma

[charl0ttan]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[charl0ttan]

[liebelesbe]

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

[liebelesbe]

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

[liebelesbe]

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

[krocodilian]

Trilobite Mermaid

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

why stop at mutuals. we should be lovers

[teenyplantkid]

@leonbastardbruh LITERALLY WENT FROM YOU THIRST FOLLOWING TO MUTUALS TO LOVERS LMAOO

[leonbastardbruh-deactivated2023]

Nd you went from almost blocking me to now being in the sad mood because you arnt with me so like ;P

[teenyplantkid]

i almost blocked you because you're nice and exactly the type of person i dreamed of being with and now i'm depressed because you're exactly the type of person i dreamed being with and you live 4,000 miles away from me

[leonbastardbruh-deactivated2023]

;-; babe. 197 days. Then we can cuddle again. I miss you.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

can I be part of this please

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[wha-archive]

Hehe, Brushbug. New episode of the anime tomorrow! Shirahama posted these to her twitter today.

[pocket-deer-belly]

"you can't be punk, it's just not possible" has sincerely become my stance on punk. it's just not possible

[waral]

The only thing that's punk is arguing about what is and isn't punk

[pocket-deer-belly]

there's nothing punk about semantics or classification actually. it's just not possible

[juney-blues]

this post made me angry so i went to listen to my FAVOURITE PUNK ALBUMS that i have on CASSETTE (the punkest medium) but i couldn't find them. they were gone. i tried looking them up but the names turned to meaningless fluff in my mind as i typed. it didn't feel like it meant anything anymore. I tried to remember what they sounded like but could recall nothing. I'm saying the word "punk" out loud to myself but it just sounds like noise. I'm not sure i'm even saying it right. was it ever real?

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's just not possible

[princesspineberry]

Ughh, my head… what happened…? I need to go find my Punk Albums…

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[afraid-of-woodpeckers]

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

[radiation]

Why do we have canned harassment bots suddenly

[radiation]