Not exactly your type of club

My current blog is roger-rozander, it's where all the HR action happens. I'm also on AO3 if you want to read my QAF fic

[roger-rozander]

St. Ilya patron saint of casual situationships

Canonized for his martyrdom of being dumped just when he thought his fuckbuddy of 6 years might be ready to take the next step. If you ever feel like you might be catching feels for your fuckbuddy, pray to Saint Ilya by saying these words: "Hollander. Hollander."

Inspired by this gifset by @firstprinced , by orthodox christian iconography and the thoughts in my head which, too, keep having a religious experience whenever i think about hockey yaoi (exorcisms welcome).

*did i cover up his nipple on purp-- uhhh have you ever seen a saint with nipples?? yeah, i didn't think so.

[timelapse]

[rinmonsterer]

I'm going out of my mind. did everyone switch completely to generating EVERYTHING with AI or is it just the people I work with? this dude doesn't even want me to do the job he hired me to do. "please use midjourney to make our posts more visually attracti-- okay boomer, go fuck yourself and your PowerPoint 97 aesthetic sensibility. i'm offering to write him 5 perfectly crafted posts that will get engagement and he's like "no, i prefer 10 posts of ai slop because filling the content calendar is more important than content quality man fuck you

he honest-to-blog fucking asked me to use ai to create a psychological test that people will use to figure out their creative career because he wants to become a self-improvement influencer, but using only ai

[foolhearteyes]

need someone who cares about hockey more than i do to write a fic where shane is forced to retire before he feels ready and svetlana has gotten frustrated with her MHL job because team management never listens to her (due to the misogyny) so she quits and talks shane into starting a hockey analysis podcast together and it's called something like "hockey with hot people" or "puckbunnies" or "soft hands" (shane does not like this but svetlana understands the importance of branding) and it's 98% Serious Hockey Talk BUT they do have a dedicated segment called "why does ilya rozanov owe me money" wherein guests tell their worst ilya stories and after hearing them out shane and svetlana decide how much money ilya owes the guest. ilya is never invited onto the podcast.

[mina-logan]

In the words of the wise Hudson Williams:

“Munch much much yum yum yum”

[heatedrivalrysource]

Happy @connorstorrieofficial day 🎂

[firstprinced]

🔎 on ilya having a religious experience

[midnightstorries]

connor storrie 📸 more archived instagram posts

oh connor/ilya with a cigarette & HR wrap up post, you will always be remembered ❤️

[cloudabserk]

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

[rinmonsterer]

please help i'm trying to be normal about these men and they're personally attacking me

[from the Wonderland Mag interview btw Hudson Williams and Sophie Nélisse]

[nong-d-nao]

shed some light, shed some light on me please.

[my-2nd-account]

More hollanov as text posts:

[lavenderprose]

Shane Hollander, ten minutes after winning a Stanley Cup, actively being celebrated by his team, soaked in champagne and hornier than he’s ever been in his entire life: I need to text him. I need to text my no strings attached fuckbuddy arch-rival. This reveals nothing deeper about myself. This is just the best moment of my life and I would like to share it with the man whose dick I suck four times a year and who I have no feelings for whatsoever. The only thing that could make this night better is Ilya Rozanov inside me on the day I won a Stanley Cup (Who said that?) but I’m NORMAL and actually I HATE HIM and it means nothing that the only thing I want to do after winning the Stanley Cup is touch Ilya Rozanov’s dick (Who SAID that?) But he’s in FUCKASS BOSTON so instead of celebrating with my team or meeting a hookup to go home with because I just WON A STANLEY CUP I am going to text Ilya. Do you think he’ll sext me (WHO SAID THAT??) I deserve it. I won a Stanley Cup.

[notkatniss]

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[brofisting]

from each according to their ability (to provide free copies of heated rivalry), to each according to their needs (heated rivalry to read during this snowstorm) #socialism #heatedrivalry

[rinmonsterer]

MAGA: Mamdani will bring Sharia to NYC

Mamdani:

[kiphunter]

when they say hockey is a violent sport...

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part four.

[hoechloin]

[magicaldreamfox1]

“I don't want you to think she was weak.” “I don't.” “She wasn't. She was so funny and beautiful. She was so sad. And my dad was so hard on her.”