St. Ilya patron saint of casual situationships
Canonized for his martyrdom of being dumped just when he thought his fuckbuddy of 6 years might be ready to take the next step. If you ever feel like you might be catching feels for your fuckbuddy, pray to Saint Ilya by saying these words: "Hollander. Hollander."
Inspired by this gifset by @firstprinced , by orthodox christian iconography and the thoughts in my head which, too, keep having a religious experience whenever i think about hockey yaoi (exorcisms welcome).
*did i cover up his nipple on purp-- uhhh have you ever seen a saint with nipples?? yeah, i didn't think so.
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