I’m honestly flabbergasted that you didn’t mention the EYEBROWS because they’ve been haunting me since day one I mean what a journey we’ve been through:
(And also the lipstick, but I’m not complaining because if homeboy knows one thing is how to choose a shade. No pun in10ded)
Here: no hair dye, so, obviously, no eyebrow dye either. Looking sharp as hell. A #look, imho. 9/10
Flash forward to meeting our lovely Oswaldo; hair all dyed, but for some reason (maybe lack of time? idk) he didn’t. dye. his. eyebrows. (You can’t see them but I’m p. sure they’re red). Like he literally just thought it was a good idea to go out with dyed dark hair and. just. fucking red eyebrows. Honey, no. People with dark hair can keep their natural eyebrows intact, but light haired people don’t get to do that. No. Just don’t.
(Same lipstick as before because obviously he wasn’t comfortable enough in his own skin to try the fabulous darker shade just yet. Still iconic. Except for the eyebrows. 7/10)
Exhibit C (final exhibit):
The power that this has. The brilliance. The genius. Look at that. Homeboy thought “why should I dye my eyebrows if I can just CONTOUR THE HELL OUT OF THEM?!” And he was absolutely right. 10/10.
Look at that perfect arch. Look at the thickness of the brow. Look at the asymmetrical pointy ends. Add a darker shade of lipstick and some reddish waterline (+ I’m pretty sure he’s wearing eyeshadow also).
If looks could kill. MAMMA MIA! Honey, you’re America’s next top model. How long did it take you to master that technique? Will you teach me? How much time do you spend in front of the mirror every morning to get that just right? It’s the literal Apocalypse but you won’t catch this dramatic gay fucker not looking fresh ™ like a hecking lettuce.
In conclusion. A fashionista. A style icon. Your local beauty guru YouTube bitch could never.
Who cares if he’s still unsure how to apply foundation, he’s learning. boy has been in a maze-like bunker for six years. let’s cut him some slack shall we?
He was a theatre kid. Of course he was.
No reason for this pic other than it’s literally my favourite photo of the dude ever.
With that, I conclude my analysis. Thank you.
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