Gator Moment

shoutout to gators, gotta be one of my favorite dog breeds :3 home to weird tech and weirder furries. 25 she

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Favorite trope from real life experiences

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Favorite trope from real life experiences

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Favorite trope from real life experiences

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Favorite trope from real life experiences

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[rubsjuice]

Random streamer clip your friend sends you simulator

Wayneradiotv: [people screaming in the background, a gmod ufo passes by, Wayne is sitting on the floor on greenscreen laughing his ass off, there's an explosion]

Jerma985: [obviously clipped mid-sentence] think there's nothing wrong with killing people if you're hiding the evidence well. That's crazy, I don't believe that--I don't think this type of person exists. That should not be happening, ever. [His character gets ran over by a car in the game he's playing. He breaks down in hysterics.]

NorthernLion: So when you think about the grand scheme of things it doesn't take much to realize that your life can be comfortable just the way it is. You don't need a fancy car, you don't need a-- well maybe you do need a fancy house but only as it brings you good--good tidings. "You hate people who work hard"? Buddy, no disrespect, but I don't think your CV fills out a full page, you're the weakest link. [Gets a cool item on the roguelike pick-three] THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTORRRRR

[surrealsweets]

Vargskelethor Joel: [Footage of Super Mario 64 is paused as he drags an image of a jug of orange juice into Mario's mouth] ough he's getting that glonch

[sleepyhollowfox]

Don’t lose your head…Sleepy Hollow Mondays at 9/8c on FOX! http://fox.tv/187L5X4

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it's so cutes to reblog posts

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click on "Keep reading"

good girl

[butch-pilot]

I think there's a big spectrum of "feeling like a dog" that goes from being a small puppy who everyone loves and pats all the time, and being a huge feral hound who has to be muzzled and leashed for the safety of everyone around them

[blasesaint]

[deluge-daydream]

Go my loyal army! defeat them all!

[deluge-daydream]

Go my loyal army! defeat them all!

[deluge-daydream]

Go my loyal army! defeat them all!

[mf-dude]

[rosieandthemoon]

i don’t know wtf y’all are talking about in my notes most of the time, but I sure do enjoy dropping in. It’s like picking up a phone in the 1950’s when a whole street would share a telephone line.

[corvodumpy]

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

[corvoda]

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

[corvodumpy]

ROXIE.

[evtrained]