lol shit

my aesthetic is the whole "i havent slept in three days, my eyes are bloodshot, im living off caffeine, i cry more often than not and I use my bed for everything but sleep... no, its okay, ill just go suffer by myself".

[urfavblackgirl-deactivated20170]

basically

[thatgirlupstairs]

Anita Ekberg being dressed in a devil-ish costume for the Art Students’ League Ball in New York, 1955

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

[hagar-972]

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture 

Ayup.

[callginalinetti]

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

[chaoticgood-queer]

God I’m so fucking gay for her

[kettleninth]

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

[onlinebff-deactivated20211108]

I HATE HORMONES 

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

[hi]

“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

[idiona]

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boss: i need you to come do something

me: this is so cryptic what the fuck

boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work

me: im shaking what does this mean

[frogmp3]

my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you

me: you want bread? i got you some bread

[sexanax]

so are u gonna spit in my mouth or what

[valsjuls]

this is ariana grande’s world and we just living in it

[prettypositivity]

if it makes you happy, it’s not a waste

[jennfercheck]

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

[itsagifnotagif]

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for not being American and having to deal with their current political situation

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

[softestvirgil]

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

[what-even-is-thiss]

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

[kellanbee]

Black Panther came out in February

[obiwan-kenobabe]

[fjordfjucks]