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@riseofthemuffins
“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:
Americans will drive 15 hours, why the hell wouldn't we take a 15 hour train ride.
It’s currently more than 30 hours from Portland to LA by train, I take that train yearly and it is completely packed every time. People already take our terrible low-speed rail every day, you’re out of your mind if you think no one would take better high-speed rail
Oooh, what? I could get from Minneapolis to Los Angeles in the same time it takes me to get to Chicago?
Sign. Me. The. Fuck. Up.
I'm Back Baby!
Hi guys! I post mainly on my Wattpad now, but I'm going to start updating my Tumblr again as well so no matter what account you have, you can read it on either one! It's going to be a doozy of a process, so I'm going to apologize in advance if you feel like you're going to be spammed with posts (maybe turn off notifications for the next few days??) I'm also opening up commissions again, so if you're interested in me writing something custom for you, please DM me either on this account, or my personal, or even on Wattpad!
Thank you guys so much for always being so supportive and sticking around! You have no idea how much we've always appreciated you <3
It’s what fans do best… 📺
Ryan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Chris: Thank you for your sacrifice, Ricky.
You, a supervillain, are very confused as to why your superhero-nemesis is rampaging through your lair screaming something about you kidnapping their girlfriend. Meanwhile your daughter, who has come to visit you, seems very nervous and is anxious to leave your lair.
The Christmas Party - Chris Motionless
note: gif is mine. please do not take without permission. i work very hard on these and i shouldn't have to be worried about someone taking my gifs as their own even with my watermark above it.
A/N: giveaway winner fic number one, this one is for @riseofthemuffins / @writingismyhappytime. hope you love it! was definitely fun to write!
The Christmas lights cover the whole entire room, the large tree in the corner of the room giving it an extra glow. Making it more Christmasy in a way that makes it more real. Despite the season, Chris can't really say it's ever been more excited for one holiday just yet.
Not as excited as he is now.
Christmas just a mere few hours away.
Chris watches his girlfriend from where he stands, a red solo cup full of some non alcoholic egg nog. His band mates at his side mid conversation, one had he dazed out of long ago. The moment his eyes found where his beautiful blonde girl was. Her smile painted on wide as she talked to her parents.
Absolutely perfect in every way, he has to suck in a breath.
He's absolutely making the right decision.
Ricky looks to his friend, a hand coming to rest on the taller man's shoulder, sending Chris out of his trance.
"You ready for this?"
Chris nods, "More than you know."
His hand goes into his pants pocket, sighing a breath of relief when it's there. Despite it all, that's the most nerve wrecking part. Making sure it doesn't leave his pocket. He could get through the rest. This part he couldn't. It's a lot of why he asked for help from his closest friends and band mates.
The very ones Kelly adores more than anything.
The longer he stares at the five foot girl, he is more than ready. If he had it his way, he'd pull her to the middle of the floor and get down on one knee now. Profess his undying love in some weird way with multiple detailed stories long the way before popping the question, but patience is a virtue.
He has to remind himself that right now.
She moves across the room effortlessly in her red heels, identical to her red dress that she purchased just a few days before. She isn't big on getting new clothes for each lavish event but for her Christmas events, she makes an exception.
Especially when she spends most of the day before hand decorating and prepping the food. With little to no help, despite how much Chris wants to help. She's stuck in her ways and all he can do is just support her, help when she needs it or asks.
For that, he adores her.
Although that's not the main reason why he had decided to do his plans today. That was entirely different. A sudden realization that hit him earlier this year. A chaotic year that it was, his music and touring being put on hold. He had been stuck with more than enough time to think things out.
It's the feelings he gets when he looks at her, the way she smiles up at him when she is laying her head in his lap. The way she tolerates his horror movie love even if it's something she isn't into. She took all of him with such a love that he had never once experienced before.
He adores that more anything. It's why he understands now why things didn't work out with anyone else. It's a lot why he had gotten soft despite his tough guy look.
She's such a sweet girl with such a sour side for him in so many ways in the bedroom and all the while, she took it with such an acceptance. A true need to learn all that she could about him.
His girlfriend, she's just perfect.
The sound of a cheer sends him out of his thoughts, his eyes finding their way to the center of the floor where she stands with a clear glass in her hand. No doubt full of some nice red wine she had made sure was nice at that. She had definitely bought enough bottles to make sure it tasted just right.
Right down to the brand.
Her glass goes in the air, raising it with a smile and back down to her chest as she looks around the room. A smaller party than she is used too, but it's filled with everyone she adores more than anything in the world.
"I wanna say thank you all for being here."
She smiles, her hand going to her chest.
"It means a lot to celebrate this year with everyone so dear in my life."
Her eyes find her parents, arms wrapped around each other's hips. Dressed in their best clothing and she can't help but feel the nostalgia hit her as she looks at them, tears flooding her vision.
"My dear parents..."
Her words stop as Chris's slides to stand beside her, his arm finding itself to wrap around her before she finds his big brown eyes. The very beauty of them finding hers as he presses a kiss to her temple.
Her words lost as he hands the red solo cup to the father of his soon to be.. well, that's if she agrees.
He steps to the center.
Sure he is used to the eyes on him, he has been for years but nothing quite beats this. Especially with a few people knowing what's coming.
His hands going to hers, his tattooed hands bigger than hers. The way they fit together when she links them together. The amount of feelings that find their way to his chest. He can't help but feel the way he does as she allows herself to meld into him. It makes him feel whole again. A feeling he never thought he'd ever have again.
"I love you."
He whispers.
Kelly smiles, her hand squeezing his. Her mouth repeating his words back to him. A frown coming to her face as he removes his hands from her before he turns to face the crowd. A nervousness there that wasn't there before.
"I met Kelly in 2018."
He clears his throat, turning to find her again.
"She had bumped into me on the side of the road, probably my fault if i'm honest."
He chuckles.
"It just, it clicked. Something clicked the moment i looked into her eyes. It was like i just knew. I knew that she was meant for something in my life. I wasn't sure of what yet, but she was meant to be there."
Chris brings her hand up to his mouth, pressing a kiss, "I never would have guessed it would have meant as my girlfriend, but i'm more than happy to have that. I have you now and i'm more than pleased to keep you where you are meant to be."
He smiles before kneeling down, the room going into gasps from the very ones that had no idea. His band mates in the back cheering him on as he looks up at her with an admiration he hasn't had in so long since Kelly.
"I love you."
He can't help but make that known.
"Will you marry me?"
He smiles, pulling the box out of his pocket.
How he managed to keep that there for this long, it's a mystery but nonetheless, he opens the box. The lights hitting it immediately to show its shine. Despite it all, he wanted the most flashy ring possible. Kelly, his sweet beautiful girlfriend deserves it.
Tears run down her cheeks, her green eyes twice as beautiful as she looks towards him versus the ring. He could propose with even just a ring pop and her feelings wouldn't have changed. It's probably even another reason he fell for her. She wasn't out to use him, a feeling that had been his fear for years.
The words get lost in her throat, but despite that. She nods, her hand coming down to rest into Chris's. A small whimper escaping her lips as she looks at him with pure happiness. The room full of people she loves cheering.
It's when he slides the ring on, she feels twice the happiness she did since the day began.
She is engaged to her best friend, her future, the very man she had hoped for since childhood even if some see him as villain. She is happy to be by his side.
i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me
This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again
I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel
Me: *gets a comment on my fic*
Me:
My heart gets full when it happens 🥺💕
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
. . . What does he think most medical doctors are going to do for a stroke in that situation, apart from dialing 911? Especially if their specialization is in something other than, like, neurology or emergency medicine. How much can they really accomplish for a stroke at a dinner party, without any medications or medical equipment?
if you had a stroke at the dinner table you’d want there to be a NURSE on hand, not a fucking gynecologist or an orthopedic surgeon. the nurse could at least recognize what was happening to you and keep you stable while getting you to a hospital right away, which is what you need to happen for a stroke. the doctor might ask you to lose weight first.
The nurse thing is IMPORTANT.
“the doctor might ask you to lose weight first.“ is just an unfortunate, and thus savage-sounding, truth...but an absolute truth more savage than it sounds.
i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i'd die for it but at least i'd die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose
very sexy indeed
Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing
Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.
Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable
congratulations to the three winners: @riseofthemuffins, @myanaconda-will-consider1t, & @omgthatonenerd06.
i will be messaging you in the next couple days so have an idea as well as a guy from either MIW or Ice Nine Kills in my mind please! thank you! 👏🏻
Yay!!! J
*engages brain power for ideas*