stay made of lightning

Jordan or Nix • nonbinary man (he/it/they) • 32 • USA (Central time) • Header by @schizophrenicgirlsummer • I block empty blogs :(

[emziess]

I always pictured my wedding a certain way. And what's that? Outdoor venue, private vows, glow sticks at the after party. Got it, glow sticks.

Anton & Paul Adults, S01E08

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[kosmogrl]

[kurxmi-dxll-deactivated20260225]

Sorry I’m weird do you still wanna fuck me?

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[oldmanpusspuss]

I genuinely think the phrase "which could mean nothing" was the turning point for rpf winning the war on rpf. We owe everything to those 4 words 🫡

[naamahdarling]

Everyone congratulate Fancy on her innovative and very effective fighting style! 🫯

[laqueus]

"oh dear, i'm lost! which way should I go?"

the helpful arrow:

[divinecatchaos]

[assignedmale]

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[wholesome-animal-images]

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[segamascott]

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]