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hollanov enjoyer she/her

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[rivalfilm]

getting the montreal metros jersey for my birthday knowing full well what’s to come

[rivalfilm]

they cancelled my order due to stocking issues

[gurlsrool]

While it’s technically true, anytime I see a post that’s like “Hayden Pike is a great player actually, you guys are taking Ilya’s chirps too seriously”, I imagine it’s Hayden posting on a burner account while crying

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[rivalfilm]

thinking of the angst parallel edits we are going to see of ilya as boston captain, top of his game versus a depressed, self critical ilya as ottawa captain who feels disconnected from his team and feels like a shit captain once we get season 2 and it has me shaking at the thought. connor storrie played the fuck out of those scenes of ilya as captain and seeing the contrast might kill people. i can’t wait.

[rivalfilm]

reading a fic where shane is ilya’s bisexual awakening

[scullys]

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as Kathryn Merteuil CRUEL INTENTIONS (1999) Dir. Roger Kumble

[rivalfilm]

heated rivalry season 2 coming during my birthday month and unrivaled during pride month

[rivalfilm]

these fabian casting rumors

[rivalfilm]

keep thinking of a scenario where rose landry is bisexual and out pre even meeting shane. and she tells shane this upon their first interaction and he looks like a deer caught in headlights a bit (and acts not unlike the coming out scene where she tells shane that miles is gay). and he does the classic closeted thing where you don’t want to be perceived as a homophobe but you also don’t want to be perceived as gay because that is the one thing you are really paranoid about people finding out. and rose recognizes this reaction as shane is kind of fumbling his best attempt at being a supportive straight guy. and over the course of their relationship she catalogues this information as she tries to assess whether or not shane is possibly bisexual or gay because he is not homophobic but he sure does have paranoid closeted person vibes.

[rivalfilm]

off campus fans making heated rivalry stans look sane these days

[rivalfilm]

“people say he (ilya) is so experienced. but he’s 18, how fucking experienced can you be? so he’s sucked one dick before? he might carry himself like a lothario but nobody is at that age.”-feeling very vindicated as someone who hates that framing on ilya.

[rivalfilm]

i feel like one of shane's biggest psychological fears would be to not be in control of his mind/body. like as he ages, he would be a bit horrified at the impending doom of the signs of aging from his body and what that means in relation to hockey. alongside that, i feel like that would be a reason he wouldn't love being high. he might enjoy it for the first 20 minutes or so, but the joy would wear off and he'd just get so in his head about everything and hate that he cannot be functioning as "normal."

[perriaeyjeve]

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[kaizsche]

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as BUFFY SUMMERS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, 5.01 — Buffy vs. Dracula