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[sinmonger]

Hudson Williams | Best Lead Performer in a Drama Series

I didn't write a speech but I do have a little thank you list. Immediately to all the other nominees, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside you. I'm honored to be Canadian and this is fantastic.

[heatedrivalrysource]

And the Best Guest Performance, Drama Series is Nadine Bhabha from “Heated Rivalry.” Congrats, Nadine!

[shieldofiron]

Ilya: (jokingly) I should have a trophy made for best bottom for you.

Shane: (with unrestrained desire in his eyes) haha, fuck off. That would be silly. What would you engrave on it?

[rivalrydyke]

americans will be writing a fic set in canada and will just SO confidently be like "and then shane went to trader joes" "shane venmo'd him" "ilya left the centaurs practice rink and went to in & out"

[shanemp3]

ilya always sitting on shane’s lap is sooo good. he also likes to climb on shane when he’s reading and burrow into shane’s neck and conk the fuck out. shane is sososo happy to read one handed so he can give ilya head scratches when this happens.

[spacemangayhockey]

pro wrestling au. if you really think about it.

[darlingofdots]

okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter

[darlingofdots]

and with absolutely heroic effort, ilya says something entirely boring and appropriate about concussions, can't be too careful but thankfully nothing to worry about this time, Hollander will be back in time to crush the Pamphlets, yada yada, because he is a good husband and respects Shane's boundaries, and then they're walking to the car to finally go home and Shane is holding an icepack and there are still a couple reporters milling about and some asshole yells "hey Hollander, you sure your head's okay?"

and Shane looks directly into their phone camera and says, "I don’t know, you'll have to ask my husband"

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

He just wants to protect him so bad 🥺

[firstprinced]

you're a baby.

[gaynehollander]

17 year old Shane Hollander pouring over every single game tape he can find of teenage phenom Ilya Rozanov, hunting down the grainiest clips of his regional juniors team in Russia, feeling slightly hot under the collar as he watches him execute maneuverers none of his own teammates would dare try and some of which he's not sure he could perform himself: "I sure am excited to play against team Russia for reasons that are entirely sportsmanlike and rooted in a deep respect for the game and are not at all homosexual in nature."

[hockeyfinches]

“we’ll figure something else out okay” he was looking up canadian spousal visa requirements that night before he came up with the charity idea. he was having fever dreams of being ilya’s secret husband and ilya being his secret husband. what if we were married but nobody knew except us and we couldn’t tell anybody <- shane finds the idea of being trapped in this particular torment nexus extremely appealing for reasons he can’t explain

[hundredthousands-art]

baby Shane

[cloudabserk]

the only place worth sleeping is one right next to you

[cloudabserk]

yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy.

last panel inspired by this amazing drawing

[sunnypeachyy]

Inside Hudson Williams’s First Met Gala | Vogue

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

[penandinkprincess]

"SOS IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT. I REPEAT. IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT."