Clay's epic blog about shit I think is cool

Super duper cool bio any pronouns except he/him Clay(thatonegaycat) on tiktok

[riverbankofclay]

Uh so guess I should prob do an intro post or smth

I go by Clay or Clementine/Clem (though I prefer clem lol)

I'm a minorrrrr

Your local Irish aroace agender child who either complains about the country or becomes apolitical 'muricia' whenever it's mentioned lol

Call me they or it's or get nuked idiot

Likes: cats (obvi), my ocs <3, listening to music (fork found in kitchen), routine, completing things

Hobbies: writing, drawing, collecting (NOT IN A TIKTOK OR HOARDING WAY), yapping, world building

Fandoms:

○ warrior cats

○ wings of fire (only have read up to half way through the 2nd series so far)

○ solarballs

○ cookie run kingdom

○ epic the musical

○ Percy jackson/heroes of Olympus/trials of apollo

Dislike:

○ Silence (expect when calculating shit)

○ unwelcome noises

○ discrimination (homophobia, transphobia, racism ect)

○ kitchen utensils that are too light and plates that are too heavy (IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE)

○ scents 90% of the time

And uh idgaf bout perms

My personas :3

Clay Clem

Tags

[Note: I'm only going to start using these from this post forever, I am not going back through nearly a year of everyday posts to tag all of my old cringy shit]

#clem yaps - text posts

#clay/clem answers - answering asks

#davids watching you - reblogs

#clays art - my art

#wc has possessed me again - warrior cats related posts

#clemclay - anything related to my persona's

#clems legless again - my unfiltered thoughts

#Its derry not londonderry you asshat - yapping bout my country again (please shot me)

#dady for fucks sake why did we call it that - referencing a dnd campaign I'm in

Moot tags

#Ghostys at it again , @.faguetteee-baguetteee

#Fix the mcdonalds ice cream machine fries - @.just-call-mefr1es

#hello one obessed with dc who wont let me kill babies - @.neoflames

#LEMS YOURE ALIVE - @.inabottle1 (serious though, get back on tumblr)

More to be added once I think of more/talk with my current moots more

[just-call-mefr1es]

disoxrd is a place

[straightupclownin]

I’m gonna start calling you a spud now cause it’s funny🗣️🔥

[just-call-mefr1es]

STOP ITTT STOP THIS MADNESS I HATE THIS PLACEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[riverbankofclay]

Fries if anyone I ever met was a spud, it'd be you

Particularly one of those spuds with the red crust/outer skin

[just-call-mefr1es]

what the literal BALLSACKS i think im goin 2 send bombs 2 ur house .

[riverbankofclay]

This you? Ignore the time

Also please don't send bombs, you'll scare the cats

[just-call-mefr1es]

disoxrd is a place

[straightupclownin]

I’m gonna start calling you a spud now cause it’s funny🗣️🔥

[just-call-mefr1es]

STOP ITTT STOP THIS MADNESS I HATE THIS PLACEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[riverbankofclay]

Fries if anyone I ever met was a spud, it'd be you

Particularly one of those spuds with the red crust/outer skin

[just-call-mefr1es]

Would you like to hear about my beloved Genderfluid child Pippinpaw and her lowkey shit adoptive father

If no, might this convince you otherwise

yes . i will Hear About the Fucks give them 2 me NNOW

[riverbankofclay]

OKOK SO

Pippin was part of the applepearl litter. Born the moon of the flood so one of her brother's immediately die

THEN, pippins gets disowned immediately and adopted by this accidently emotionally abused man and his(pippin's) older brother (platonic coparenting)

Cause of this, pippin lowkey had trust issues and does nawt get social cues like at all. Someone tells them something about their trauma? 'That's rough buddy I gotta go take a shit'

And adopted dad Yarrowflight (emotionally abusive one) is implying something is wrong with it for this and since piping is blunt af herself, she assumes everyone else is like that so jn his mine it's likes 'yeah that's probably true'

So anyways my easily influenced, anti-grieving child has one friend, Waspflower who is Yarrowflight's apprentice and tr3ated like a good bit better than them. Waso was raised in a loving family so their like 'pippin what the fuck' every 2 seconds and lowkey hates bejng in in that fuckass nursery listening to yarrow parented pippjn

AND PIPPIN AS AN OLDER BROTHER, OTTERPELT (REMEMBER HIM?). They hate each other like frfr, Otter sees him as a replacement while they see Otter as someon3s who just a generally messed up cat. In pippins mind it's like 'of course dad is so harsh on me! He just doesn't want me to end up like itter'

So yeah I love pippin :3

[just-call-mefr1es]

Yeah Primrose I wonder why Paleoak doesn't want you playing with her kids, couldn't possibly be the fact that you MURDERED ONE

me when some BITCH wont let me play with her FUCKING KIDS😒😒😒😒 (i have murder on my records)

[riverbankofclay]

Paleoak was fuming. Tf you mean you let my sons murderer into heaven

[riverbankofclay]

I fear pippins grief thing is just me projecting

[riverbankofclay]

Rippleclan forsaken au

It panders towards me specifically

I love making aus where i can di whatever the fuck i want

[riverbankofclay]

Rippleclan pippinpaw should get to fight someone

I think she'd like it

[riverbankofclay]

This bitch scared my dog

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[king-of-oreo]

@lord-business-offical

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[riverbankofclay]

Spotify being evil and changing the size of their new widget while disabling the other

BITCH YOY ARE NOT THAT IMPORTQHT I WILL REPLAVE YOU WITH TUMBKR QUICJ LIZT

[bisexual-alistair-theirin]

Hi guys. Still Neoflames here I just got really dragon age pilled

lesbian-pike-trickfoot -> bisexual-alistair-theirin

[riverbankofclay]

Even with the warning, I was so fucking confused when I saw this

[riverbankofclay]

The way I view religion is definitely seeping into all of my oc stories because I don't think I ever made it a positive on any character or story I've made dude

[riverbankofclay]

Well fuck me with a clothes peg

[riverbankofclay]

Pippin does not like her oldest brother

Her one 'true sibling' (<only one she's socially siblings with after being disowned cause I think birch is more of like a father in his eyes because of the joint custody thing. Oh they yearn for a typical family structure) who ignored him for the only period of time they knew each other and then fucked off to twilightclan

It does not like being compared to him by her dad, 'what could Stupid otter possibly have that I dont? If anything I'm better, I don't have to be babied because I couldn't be bothered to train. I'm much nicer than him'

She's like super socially inadequate I fear, subconsciously refusing the idea tgat any cat could struggling with something because if he understood why couldn't they? Obviously something is wrong with them?

Staring daggers across that clearing every gathering, very much "what does dad see you in of all cats"

[riverbankofclay]

I keep getting moragr ads and that one aib ad with the drag queen on YouTube every 2 seconds when I want to watch videos about gayass roblox characters

How tf do I download an ad blocker on my nitendo switch. Free, 5 steps, complete guide

[riverbankofclay]

This bitch heard me and decided to do the glitch where it freezes every time I try ti plug it in ti charge so yay

Forgot it loved being a bastard when dead