River Insanity

Hi there! My name is River and I'm insane *flails* \o/ I am 23 years old, live in germany and produce Youtube Videos (in german of course, but there will be some in english too I guess). Also I'm a wholockian ;-) Well, what else could I tell you... If you want to get to know me just feel free to ask :) Love ya all \o/

[raleighbecketting-blog]

Richard Speight Jr in some IBM ad:

[erbodd]

padaguin:

medicinalwritingzombie:

lillithwithdiamonds:

erbodd:

padaguin:

lillithwithdiamonds:

OK, so hair+eyeliner+earring+sideburns= GOODBYE OVARIES!

 He is so HNNNNGH worthy, I can’t even.

I loved that commercial so much! (check for my ibm tag if you never saw it ;) )

Is this still around?

 WHAT. WHAT. I CAN’T. THAT SMILE.

<3

I reblog again because… ->

Is this still around?

I said in my first reblog :

check for my ibm tag if you never saw it ;)

Do people forget how to read when they are on the Internet…? XD If it’s too hard with the tag, try youtube and search for “ibm commercial”, you’ll find it.

[castiells]

[i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and]

[i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and]

[l-ucia]

Add in your own language

[lilypxtter]

English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Mahal kita Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: Me cago en tu calavera Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

[litschilicia]

the tag thing is strong with this 

[cutefreakshow]

The German one is pure metal. It means “Sacrifice me your firstborn”

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[dienaziscum]

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

[penandpage]

[ironychan]

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

[songofages]

It’s for science.

[kar-kar-michelle]

Me: *watches Supernatural* Me: *watches Supernatural* Me: *watches Supernatural* Me: *watches Supernatural* Parents: get tf up and get friends Me: *watches Supernatural*

[riverinsanity-blog]

I just had this "conversation" the other OOPS

[oursupernaturalobsessions]

Wise words of Dean Winchester:

Son of a bitch.

[le--soleil-et-la-lune]

So I heard this video got deleted from YouTube and people have been looking for it. Well it just happens I had it saved to my camera roll so if you are dying to watch it or want to watch it again and again here you go. THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO! ALL CREDS GO TO THE CREATOR OF IT ! Enjoy :)

[icandigtheimpala67-deactivated2]

Have seen this so many times, never gets old

[destieldrabblesdaily]

I would sell my soul for this movie

[deanissobi-blog]

fUCKITY FRICK fracK

[riverinsanity-blog]

I'm LITERALLY SCREAMING. OH MY GOD. THIS IS PERFECT!

[therealmeisoverthere-deactivate]

[kvrdelen-deactivated20180414]

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

[dirthavarens]

*whispers* bonjour

[darmani-remade-blog]

*high pitched screaming*

[vampiregerards]

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]

[songofthestarwhale]

*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage

[worldslargestrodent]

*ohio catches on fire*

[troyesghost]

Benny - Little Game

[incredible-demon]

i still cant fathom the fact that a 15 yr old kid came up with a video as powerful as #LittleGame

[gold-talisman]

 Tumblr I dare you to make this video go so viral that CNN has to talk about it

[urukhai]

[apoliceboxandadeerstalker-deact]

LITERALLY JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING SOUP

[ilovemyskull-blog]

You know what though

Jim’s little diguises - Rich Brook and Jim from IT - have one thing in common: They’re both total sweethearts. They both have a gentle demeanor and seem to care about the women they’re fooling. They’re both anxious around Sherlock. They’re both inoffensive and fuckingadorableohmygod. They both have a heart. No one is that good of an actor. The one thing you can’t fake is a heart. If he was heartless, Molly would be dead. She saw Jim’s face, she was a liability. Why didn’t he kill her? He’d heard all Molly’s stories, he knew she was important to Sherlock, if only a little, so why didn’t he kill her? Why didn’t he threaten her with the gunmen during Reichenbach? I’ll tell you why. Because Molly is lovely and he cared about her. He purposely excluded her from the threat because he didn’t want to hurt her. Even during their first meeting at the pool, Jim showed an unusual lack of self restraint “THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!”. His face wasn’t blank, it wasn’t a pokerface like Sherlock’s. He was expressive. He was emotive. He was human. Jim has a heart. I think that on the roof during Reichenbach, Sherlock realised this. He realised that Jim wasn’t acting. He realised what Jim really wanted: to not be alone; to find someone just like himself; to find  someone not-ordinary. Most of all, he wanted that person to be Sherlock. Sherlock saw the level of frustration and disappointment and, let’s be honest, sadness on Jim’s face when he thought Sherlock was stupid and ordinary, and when he thought Sherlock would jump to save his friends. That’s how he beat Jim. The way he asserts himself on Jim, moving right up into his personal space. Think about it. He never does that. He’s attacked people, usually in self defence, but never anything quite so personal, quite so intimidating. He’s risking John’s life by doing this. He’s risking the lives of all his friends and he doesn’t care. In those moments, Jim is his primary focus.  But then, listen to his voice, listen to the things he is saying. Ordinary people have hurt Jim, there’s no doubt about that. Sherlock is telling Jim that he isn’t 'one of them'. He isn’t ordinary. Sherlock isn’t being cruel, he’s being gentle.

We’re just alike, you and I.

And they are just alike, apart from that one little thing that they don’t have in common: Sherlock is the good guy who doesn’t have a heart, and it’s his biggest weakness. Jim is the bad guy who does have a heart, and it’s his greatest tragedy.

[svennisorn]

Andrew Scott at Pride Premiere at Hamburg Filmfest 

25.09.2014 

all pictures were taken by me so please don’t repost them. 

[riverinsanity-blog]

My Bestie and my idol *___*

[ardorimbricus]

That’s riverinsanity, my exgirlfriend, nemesis & still one of my best friends ♥

[svennisorn]

all I can think of is Sherlock on his period. HALP!

[loki-and-lipstick-deactivated20]

I will forever be known and remembered by Tom Hiddleston as the girl who felt his ass. And let me tell you it’s a good ass.

[sherekahnsgirl]

So? What’s the story therein? SPILL!

[sinfully-lustful-darling]

I had to reread this to…

[loki-and-lipstick-deactivated20]

I caught the cheeky bugger staring at my boobs too and I just gave him a smile when he caught me.

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

I’m sorry, am I the only one who finds behaviour like that completely inappropriate? What did you expect someone as nice as Tom to do - tell you to fuck off in front of everyone? You don’t know Tom; you shouldn’t be squeezing his ass, that’s completely disrespectful. If some random guy was to squeeze a woman’s ass, the internet would be up in arms about it, not egging it on. Furthermore, it’s behaviour like that from fans that fucks it up for the rest of us down the road when Tom’s security gets tighter and he stops being as open with his fans. I don’t really care if he “smirked” at you - I guarantee that on some level, the action made him uncomfortable. If you could refrain from ever doing that again to someone you don’t know, that’d be nice.

[loki-and-lipstick-deactivated20]

Oh yes because you really know Tom personally don’t you? If he felt uncomfortable about it he would have reacted in an uncomfortable manner after I did it. And the fact that is if his security found it inappropriate they would have said some considering they were standing right fucking next to us when it happened. I don’t really care what you think to be honest so you can kindly fuck off from my blog and stop acting like I molested the man.

[daisylaared]

STOP BEING SUCH A JEALOUS LITTLE CRETIN, IF YOUVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALLL, THE WEE GIRL HAS SPENT OVER 100QUID TO MEET ONE OF HER FAV ACTORS WHO GIVES A FUCK IF SHE SQUEEZED HIS ASS?!?! IM JEALOUS OF HER FOR HAVING THE BALLS TO DO IT !!!!!

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

Is that supposed to impress me or rectify the situation? I’m spending $2500 to go to another country and see MY favourite actor at the Chicago Comic Con next month - doesn’t mean I’ve bought my right to touch him like that. Once again, if a man had been the one to do it to a girl, the reaction would be different. Tom is a human being; there’s nothing respectful about grabbing his ass and objectifying him. Maybe if you were his friend and he knew you, he’d be more comfortable with it. But you’re not; you’re just a fan. You’re a young woman who he was kind enough to stop to take a photo with - you don’t take advantage of that. Because one person does it and then other people try that shit, and live in whatever bubble you want, I guarantee he WASNT comfortable with it. Have you even seen how he reacts when he’s uncomfortable? He LAUGHS and smiles and pretends it’s a joke, but it CLEARLY makes him feel weird. Just because your perception is skewed on his reaction because you’re trying to justify your actions doesn’t mean it wasn’t any less inappropriate. Grow up.

[un1tamed1fox]

Jim: “What do you see when you look at me?”

Sebastian: “Perfection.”