you can't kick my ass

Sam • terfs r gross

[pokabrows]

[sergle]

bernie: so what’s probably going to happen is that trump will prematurely declare himself the victor, and once more votes are counted that may show biden as in the lead he will demand that the votes stop being counted and say that this is voter fraud  trump: *does exactly those things back-to-back*

[gunsandfireandshit]

*deluded liberal voice* “See! That evil socialist Bernie is helping Drumpf steal the election!”

[kaquiche]

a big fuckin mood I found on twitter

[phillip-bankss]

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[mwagneto]

two m;onths left of 2020 how th. how the f uck are we f,eelin g.. ... .

[lmaonade]

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

[mycontroversialposts]

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

[lmaonade]

do you have a fucking problem with me 

[c3po]

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

w..what rips

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

😎

[omegaverse]

yall can put as many ‘wasps are actually not scary and super important uwu uwu’ posts on my dash as u want i will still not like or respect the hoes

[paeinovis]

What is the fucking truth

[omegaverse]

yeah i got stung so theyre fucking canceled 

[insomniac-arrest]

Pre-election Mood

[dcfilmblr]

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020 | dir. Cathy Yan

[creme-meme]

Margaret Atwood: femininity is a performance art course you will never graduate from and man is your audience

me: holy shit

the small but growing Mitski on my shoulder: femininity might be a performance art we will never be free of, but because you are aware of this, sometimes you will seek to perform only for yourself and no one else, and by that, we are starting to break free

me, sobbing: thank you, Mitski of my consciousness

[robertjosephmaccready-moved]

palpatine: have u ever heard the tale of Darth Fuckhands McMike the wise? it’s a sith legend

anakin, at no point in time: why do u know a sith legend

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[childhoodgrave]

stop posting abt yearning or tender or watever and post about THIS

[theweirdwideweb]

[kudzuman-deactivated20220925]

[hydrobiological-moved-deactivat]

passing another imposter really feels like this

[lesbiansisyphus]

i saw the tags and realized this is about the among us video game but when i first read the post i just thought this was about me and someone else who also has imposter syndrome 

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

*glows pink in the night in my room*