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ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 1: bro I fucking love having sex with girls

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 2: might fuck around later and marry a woman lol. yeah i have one in mind. she's really hot :) her dad was a goalie :)

ilya rozanov asks shane to be his boyfriend, attempt 3: [to shane's parents] WE! ARE! LOVERS!

nutellaissex

“I’m going to base this moment on who I’m stuck in a room with. It’s what life is. It’s a series of rooms and who we get stuck in those rooms with adds up to what our lives are.”

— House-“one day one room ”

dontwanttobeasexyvampire

scarliefrancis

— BRASSIC 5.01: Eddie

only-cat-memes

gyudons

obsessed with whatever’s going on in hockey… how dare you disrespect his chickens like that????

meightyone

nico rosberg is a triple threat. haunting the narrative, being haunted by the narrative, and sometimes narrating the narrative (on sky sports)

shamebats

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

shamebats

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

knock3

this meeting could have been a car crash

mclarenmemez

max verstappen in the stewards office in quatar

knock3

this meeting could have been a car crash

mclarenmemez

max verstappen in the stewards office in quatar

wedarkacademia

Yeah now we've entered the back pain stage

whimsifae

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

miss-nerd-alert

ctimenefic

Look, Max will use 100% of the track and George will use 100% of the FIA sporting regulations and who are we to say which one is more fun

ctimenefic

No, see, I think I'm right about this. George sees the stewards' room as another arena of the competition. Max sees anything off the track as irrelevant bullshit. Unfortunately they are both right.